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There's a spend o time

disconnected on yer line

we stay up all day

just like the sun

everybody will go crazy

when the moon messes up

you bought the last bottle last time, remember?

I don't need no doctor

fer all this blood

we sleep all day

like coins in the mud

ain't much t'this stuff when you look into it

no way to see the roots before you chew it

the web before you walk into it

everybody will go crazy

when the moon messes up

you bought the last bottle last time, remember?

roll the glue in balls

dead spiders and dead skin

lover in the hole

musics in the bowl

everybody will go crazy

when the moon messes up

you bought the last bottle last time, remember?

ain't much t'this stuff when you look into it

no way to see the roots before you chew it

the web before you walk into it

the web before you walk into it

the web before you walk into it

u balt th' las baltle las tam

amember?

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One of my family's Christmas traditions is to open a bottle (or a couple of bottles) of Champagne (usually Henkell Trokken) to imbibe as we open presents on Christmas morning. Add to that the large number of presents that fit into bottle bags, and you have a holiday to remember, that you probably won't be able to...

Merryness all 'round, everybody!

Aloha,

Brad

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i got drunk off of two pints of keiths on christmas eve because i hadn't drank since october, yea to being a low-budget drunk again, at this rate, nye should only cost me about $20! woo hoo!

..apparently I am a cheap drunk too. A couple of drinks and a second pass out later......jebus its morning and time to stab the hoch again...mabey I should reset 'all' the clocks after the power out...I spent probably 20 minutes trying to figure out heads and tails ::

In my defense-Its my first daze off after a long haul of waitressing 8-12 hour shifts with rooms with up to 3000 people...the christmas music was the worst.

Boxing Daze

1) Stab cat

2) walk dog

3) feed dog and cat

4) drink Bailies & coffea

5) herbs

6) bathe....thats do-able now that I've scrubbed down Velvers bathroom :: ;)

7) listen to music

8) more herb

9) feed animals

10) more music

11) more sleep

all in all looks like a good daze to me. :)

Hope everyone elses day is as easy as mine :) :: :P

add-and walk dog again(don't worry sloth) :):P

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Hung over now, Drunk as sh!t last night with my Fam and pseudo-inlaws (All striaght from Dublin Ireland) Jesus we polished off 2 24's and a 60 pounder of Rye...good and stinko, Lovin' the Irish, hell they're better than Newfies!!

Round 2 begins in an hour.....sweet jesus I wish I could smoke a joint though!

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