bokonon

where is kurt vonnegut anymore? his books are getting pushed way out of the mainstream markets. he was the first author to get me in to satire. aaahhhh, way back when with hocus pocus. aaahhhhhh.

i cut off my hair

so try not to stare

the next time you see me

don't laugh till you pee

solstice was neat, a wide variety of instruments were played, however i don't think the soundman did them much justice, but i guess when it's your first time working with an accordian and boron (sp?) you have a good excuse. i think the venue sucks too. last night it was way too cold and all summer long it was nasty and hot, the drinks are too expensive ($2.50 for a pop, wtf!) and they don't give free drinks to the bands, and the pay sucks too. i think the elmo pretty much sucks but the bands were great (and i'm not biased at all :: )

i cut all my dreads off this morning. ricky was really shocked when he got out of bed. it was funny. this has nothing to do with anything, i'm just bored.

oh, ok. so, are you coming to diesel dog and solstice at the elmo tonight?

intellectual funny or trailer park boys funny? not that there is anything wrong with the trailer park boys, i just want to know what i am getting in to.

i just had a thought

that might thicken the plot

if stonemountain teaches tourists to ski

maybe he once taught me?

(are you originally from cambridge and now teach skiing at whistler to tourists?)

I guess ahess forgot about the QOTD he posted....

i don't think that is as mundane as it first appears. i think this question has some real sociological and even anthropological relevance. but that's just my opinion.

who's got my heady edible recreational fungus? i'll take fifty bucks worth, see jared for the money ::

isn't st. catherines on the four oh one

if you picked me up on the way, we would have so much fun

i have money for gas

but you can't touch my ass

and then we can trip

to the sounds of the slip

tree climbing! how come no one mentioned tree climbing? we used to climb trees, rollerblade, skateboard and bike all day and go to the corner store and buy a tin of icing (yes i know it's unhealthy, but we were kids, we didn't care) and sit down to eat it by the train tracks and make the train engineers blow the horns. then we would go home and build a fort out of pillows and blankets and watch movies in it and eat "crazy sandwiches" which consisted of cheese, dill pickles, hot peppers and mustard.

i really wonder what's wrong with the youth today that they are experimenting with sex instead of eating crazy sandwiches.

22 Things To Never Say To A Cop

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3. Aren't you that guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must have been doin' at least 120 mph to keep up with me...Good job!

5. Excuse me...is stick up hyphenated?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a cop.

7. I almost decided to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

8. Bad cop! No donut!

9. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

10. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.

11. Didn't I see you get your ass kicked on COPS?

12. Wow, you look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriend's nightstand.

13. Is it true that people become cops because they're too dumb to work at McDonald's?

14. I pay your salary!

15. So, uh, you on the take, or what?

16. Gee, Officer...that's terrific...the last officer only gave me a warning too!

17. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

18. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around-that's how far ahead of me they are.

19. What do you mean, "Have I been drinking?" You're the trained specialist.

20. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.

21. Hey, is that a 9 mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 Magnum.

22. Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches?

shouldn't this be in the "post a random picture" thread? i'm sorry, i just like things organized. i'll go back to my square little life now.

so lately i've felt like a bit of a lush, like beyond the fun party type but the sad, pawn my tv for beer type. (not that i did that, my tv is too small to pawn for much beer) so i think i am gonna stop drinking for a while.

in the meantime, who's got my source for edible recreational fungis? :: no more sloppy drunk for me, just a giggly sketch bag all the way!

got a ride for two hot mamas?

i don't remember if we've met but here's a birthday spanking from me!

i have never heard the slip :: but crash n burn wants to go on friday so it sounds good to me. anybody got a heady ride for two hot mamas heading out from either kitchener, cambridge or browntown? or anybody passing through those places on your way to hamilton? (brantford is on the 403/ 24 and cambridge is on the 401/ 24, kitchener is on the 401, my house is about two minutes from the 401) we can get to either of those cities but need a connection from there.

ricky won the contest with "chewey", he chews on everything alot, it's pun for a description of the texture of meat and i like wookies! chewey zephyr neziol-neu is my bunny! (poor thing)

sounds interesting and similar to another movie i have heard about but not seen called control room, has anyone seen that one? oh yeah, and in another thread, lots of people were saying they saw farhenheit 911, but no one said if it was well done or not, anyone have an opinion?

hey ms. hux, when i buy a house, can i borrow your parents?

the poem has now hit ten pages

it seems like this took ages

i feel like you all are sages

of the music stages

and my passion rages

like prisoners in their cages

for something this pure and true

that keeps me from feeling so blue

hey there bc flora

i think you should rhyme some more-a

you don't have to be good

i just wish i could

but usually i suck

but no one gives a fu©k ::

Stew

"and this is my rabbit, Stew."

ricky has two rabbits at his parents' house that he is raising for meat (well he thinks he is raising them for meat) i named them stew and stir-fry. i was thinking mitten, because that's about all you could make out of him, he is pretty small......maybe you could cover a bongo.... that's kinda cool, any thoughts?

i still don't have my licence, but i'd just slam on my breaks. mmmmmmm, biker pancakes, mmmmm.

aaahhhh slater, grrrrrr!