bokonon

i don't know you in the real world, but i'd like to say happy birthday anyways, (i mean really, it's just the nice thing to do!) :: i hope it was good!

i'm done work, have forty-nine minutes to go until we leave. i wonder how long i can make this coffee last.

wwwwwwwwooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooooooooooooo!

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I have some hangover pills that I got in Vancouver, you take one before beddy-bye.

Kinda skepitical on them, probably don't do much, but I did not have a hangover my entire time in Vancouver.

read the package, they're just way over priced vitamin b complex.

mmm...I may hit a chip truck after my ceaser.

that was my solution every sunday i worked at cole's. double caesar with extra hot sauce before work, new york fries with cajun topping at the mall. worked like a charm, i never got fired even though i went to work hungover for a year and a half.

paisley, are you going as a wino, or are you dressing up?

I think I'm going to put on Zooropa now, I love that album.

to each their own, i personally like joshua tree and war better, and auchtung baby of course.

lemon, by u2, when the entire album of zooropa came out i almost cried because it was the first time one of my favourite bands put out a sh!tty album and i didn't know that happened all the time. (i was about ten-years old at the time) pre-zooropa u2 is still one of my favourite bands though.

crouching tiger, hidden dragon! or else the crocodile hunter movie ::

here are my hands! i love today! i got called in to work for a short shift (which is a good thing, my job is fun and i can use the money) i got to sleep in, i'm getting breakfast made for me and then paaaaarrrrtttaaayyyyyy! all night long until the break of dawn (or whenever my whussy ass passes out). anyone know who plays first?

if anyone from k-w wants to help carry drums you can come with us, but naturally you will have to come early, ie. pre-soundcheck, we usually leave around sevenish.

Hi, i'm a drummer over thirty.

oh sh!t, now i'm in trouble! ::

edit to add: you got to have long hair too. it's just my pattern, i don't know why!

"hi, i'm a drummer over thirty" usually works on me.

spaghetti with tofu and broccoli and lots of hot sauce.

or soup with lots of hot sauce.

or salt and vinegar chips (no hot sauce) or bold bbq doritios.

vernor's ginger ale.

i'm obsessed with jackie chan and the crocodile hunter.

i sleep like the dead and i hog the blankets.

i really like the windows open in the car, even when it's freezing outside, but i like the house really hot.

i use my mouse left handed even though i am right handed.

i like to read when i eat.

i don't like tom waits. (or however you spell his name, his writing is great but i wish someone else would sing his songs, leonard cohen could make them sound good!)

i put hot sauce on almost everything.

i drink way too much coffee.

that's all i can think of right now, but i know there's more!

do something really stupid but funny and watch her reaction. if she gets all uppity about it she probably lacks a sense of humour, and that's no good at all.

sweet! one more day of work, one more day of play, and then i get to put on my costume and look like and even bigger dumbass than normal dancing away my dignity! woohooo! :: (hey stonemtn, how's that for a bump?)

it is illegal and you are a lawyer, you know, someone who is supposed to uphold the justice system.

that's a good point. but i would guess that lawyers are at least as corrupt as every other profession. i know cops that grow weed, teachers that like chemicals a whole lot and jail guards that smoke opium. i personally am not against it, but don't their respective professions dictate that their behaviour should be a little more conventional? come on, jump on the corruption bandwagon! (listen to me, a giant square that doesn't smoke going on this way, i think i just like to be a bad influence)

why not? you can probably get the best defense lawyer around, and it would be easier to bribe the judge, or even blackmail the judge!

i thought guigsy got his first period when i saw this thread.

hey mark, i emailed my brother to confirm all of this because he is a criminal defense lawyer but i think he is waitin for a retainer as he doesn't believe any of my friends have real jobs and he thinks that i am just dispensing free legal advice to stoned wooks. but if he ever does reply without requesting the retainer i will post his answer here.

This name calling and swearing IS kind of fun! ::

welcome back to adolescence.

"what's on his face?"

That's a result of bad sperm.

I got the good stuff.

only the good sperm on booche's face! ::

i don't even know you. i'm sorry.

aahhhhhh, i'm just gonnna fu©kin say fu©k it and fu©k the fu©king fu©cker.

i got a toaster oven and an open minded flat polish woman!

it also helps to bump threads to remind people about shows that are coming up, like how i have twenty-five posts on each diesel dog thread. or like how you haven't rhymed in a while.