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aaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Use someone else's head.
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I am Britney's idol.
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Happy Valentines Day!! Who wants jager?!?!
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You're not the enemy in my books, zero.
This town needs an enema!
Aloha,
Brad
He quotes Batman movies. I stand by my earlier statement, BradM for president of the world.
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Let me know if I can help in Toronto! Big Fan!!
Ditto.
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I vote Bradm for president of the world. That's girly because I said it and I'm a girl.
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I am so bloody excited for this new album! BOKONON+CP=EXCEPTIONAL THINGS
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I've heard that around. Oh yeah, and Mastershake says hi.
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i thought you had picked up milkMe too.
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It's all about the cute little Mexican midget.
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I figured I've lived here for over a month now, so I decided it was time to join the community..
Fucking hippies are always late! Welcome to the board, you're gonna be just fine as long as you don't feed the animals. Watch out for Kung (but Zero's cool) and Lazlo is not to be taken seriously or with food. If you talk about one topic too much you are going to get relegated to your own forum. It's like being in Jambands.ca exile. And as for me, I am an enigma wrapped in a riddle surrounded in mystery. Or maybe I just lie a lot. Only time will tell.
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I don't care if it's still alive, I'm stoned and I'm eating it!
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Mushrooms are my cheese! Wait, does that make sense?
Okay, but musically, I absolutely love a well executed three or four (or more) part harmony.
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I share your birthday Jay (it must be why we're so good looking!) I'm going to be in Toronto Friday too, paying the deposit on my apartment and celebrating my birthday and upcoming move to the city!
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A modest proposal come to life!
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Who wants to go drinking in Miramichi?
I DO! I DO!
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Wow, that guy slurs when he types! That's a special kind of drunk.
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Alarm clock the morning after hearing last call.
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I totally went to that show, but they carded me so I had to listen from outside. The nerve of making a three year-old wait outside! Hey, I was a cute kid, they shoulda let me in the bar.
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I wonder how much the author and illustrator made off that book?
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They sound pretty good, bump this thread (or create another) closer to the dates in Toronto, I'm forgetful!
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my left eye is crossed
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Wow, that's hot!
Tips for Dating a Musician
in Soundboard
Posted
My friend Wanda forwarded this to me, a little later than I needed it, but it's never too late for everyone else!!
Dating a musician is no easy feat. First you have to realize that the band will
always, no matter how important you think you are, come first. If you can't handle
that basic point, then don't bother reading the rest of these tips. It's never
gonna work out. Move on. Go date a dishwasher. If you're okay with being second
or maybe even tenth - below his tour manager - on his priority list, then you
might have a chance of happiness. Keep in mind, not all musicians are total
freaks. Some of them can end up being really sweet, especially if they have grown
up a little and realize that you love them for for who they are and not because
their video is playing on MTV. Good luck - you're gonna need lots, honey.
Make sure he realizes that you are indeed his girlfriend and not a groupie.
You're definitely gonna feel like one when you go to all his gigs to show
support. And don't get pissy when girls flirt with him. He's a musician and that
sorta thing goes with the territory. Just be sure he knows not to transform those
groupies into bimbo bed tourists. After all, if you trust each other, you
shouldn't be jealous of a drooling tart in pink fishnets.
Don't freak out if he breaks a romantic dinner date on account of band practice.
This will happen a lot. Chances are he was looking forward to spending time with
you, but spaced a band rehearsal. He means well. Really. Try not to place tons of
importance on timeliness.
Assuming his latest love song is about you is a bad idea. He did date girls (and
maybe guys) before you and probably still harbors feelings for them. Most likely,
unless you fell for a bubblegum pop star, he'll play the angry singer and won't
write a song about you until you break his heart or he breaks yours.
Album credits are for kissing peoples' butts or making amends. Don't expect to be
thanked in the liner notes unless you paid rent for the entire band for a year.
Remember, tributes are for bill payers (a.k.a. parents) and dead folks.
His guitar is his child. Do not borrow it, touch it, trip over it or mock it.
Even if it's a purple glitter guitar with a torn Alf sticker on it. His guitar is
sacred. His guitar is sometimes his only key to communication. He loves his
guitar more than people.
No one understands him and he likes it that way. It makes him feel different and
interesting. If you don't get his lyrics or you think his comments can be
slightly cruel at times, just deal with it. It's part of his act. If he makes a
mantra out of the phrases "you don't understand me" or "you have no idea what
it's like to be me," then just let it go. You probably do understand him all too
well, and that's what bugs him. You don't always have to be a musician to
understand one.
Many musicians also go down the path of indifference. Sometimes it's a direct
result of taking anti-depression meds, but on the whole it's just who they are.
It's amazing how musicians seem to pour out their souls in their music, but can't
handle an emotional conversation with their girlfriends.
On the other side of the coin, your boyfriend might end up being a drama queen.
This means he yells a lot about annoying band members or freaks out when the
sound system is screwy at his concert. Beware of this type. They often think they
are Jesus and have the nail marks to prove it.
Be careful dating the depressed musician. It might be nice to feel like this lost
soul needs you and only you. But as soon as you screw up in the slightest, you're
off his pretty pedestal and in the dumpster.
Getting collect calls at 3am on a regular basis from a boyfriend on tour who's
asking to be talked out of suicide, does not count as foreplay. Get him the kind
of help from people who are paid to deal with this sorta thing. You're supposed
to be his best friend, not his therapist.
Don't let yourself become your boyfriend's free promotions director. Seriously.
Just because he's your boyfriend doesn't mean his band is godly. So don't shove
his demo tapes in your friends faces like a religious cult member.
Heroin use is not cool. He may think it's neat because all his band heroes do it.
But unless you want to hold his head while he vomits nonstop or wake up next to a
corpse - stick with the fella whose only vices are coffee and cigarettes.
If your boyfriend takes up residence in the studio, be prepared: many a
relationship gets shoved into the tar pits because either he can't handle the
pressure of both a relationship and a record, or you'll get frustrated because he
knows how to use a mixing board but somehow forgets how to operate a phone.
Personally, I think if your relationship survives the studio stage, it'll survive
through anything. Of course, I've never passed this stage.
Get a life. Have other interests besides watching him practice his new song in
his bedroom twenty times. You don't need to be around him 24-7, and he'll be glad
to have the space. This tip holds true for any kind of boyfriend.
All contents copyright © 1996-2006 by Bonnie Burton. DISCLAIMER: By the way,
these tips aren't meant to upset the actual punkers, stoners, musicians, ravers,
goths and other types who visit Grrl.com. Sure not all musicians care more about
their guitars than their girlfriends, and not all stoners eat tons of Ho-Hos, and
not all goths wear black eyeliner, and not all ravers take E. But that's not the
point. THIS IS IN JEST AND GOOD FUN. Learn to laugh at yourself a little. After
all, not only have I dated all these stereotypes, but at different points of my
life I was each of these stereotyoes myself -- except for the Redneck, that is.
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