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Harry Potter and The Hidden Closet of Who Gives a fu©k.
nice
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Phish - there I said it.
CLT 9-18-99 Best Boogie On i've ever heard! no kidding...22minutes of funked up Stevie Wonder goodness with a Twist
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY BOOBOOKITTYFUCK!
Love,
WeeWeeFunnyKid
take care and be safe.
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i like the beatles myself.
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bouche sucks....give'r
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Listening to Jiggle the Handle - Live at the Stonehouse Brewery and trying to stave off that first rye of the weekend......sh!t i'm weak.
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they're not bad. very energetic jazz is best way to describe them. Listen to them whenever i'm on the computer surfin but haven't gotten around to hearing the sound on my big system yet....thats when i really make a judgement on a band and how they sound....when the system can bring out all of the quality or lack thereof.
Here is the show i downloaded....matrix quality
listen for yourselves
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For anyone who thinks this is too long to read, fu©k you read it anyway its hilarious!
GEORGE CARLIN:
I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
There are some people that are not into all the words.
There are some that would have you not use certain words.
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
"sh!t, Piss, fu©k, Cunt, CockSucker, motherfu©ker, and Tits"
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
"sh!t, Piss, fu©k, Cunt, CockSucker, motherfu©ker, and Tits"
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
motherfu©ker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfu©ker. coCKsuCKer, motherfu©ker."
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned sh!t earlier, and 2 of the
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
don't mind fu©k and sh!t but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
stupid sentences as "Okay you fu©ker, I'm going to tinckle now."
And, of course, the word fu©k. I don't really, well that's more
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word fu©k is a very
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word fu©k for
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
Sherrif, we're gonna fu©k you now, but we're gonna fu©k you slow."
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fu©kin' ramp on the N word.
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no
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well how was it?
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DL'd:
New Monsoon 01-31-2004
The Clumbsy Lovers 06-18-2004
Schleigho 01-17-2003
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If anyone is interested in having some beers before the show, give me a shout.
893-2751
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Happy birthday kiddo.
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www.archive.org has 3 shows for dl if anyone out there doesn't want to do the mail thing
the 2004 shows are both crispy sbd's and amazing shows to boot......to boot to boot.
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yo keero Taco Bell
Still think bearded guys are sexy Megs?
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He's Big and He's Friendly....HE's BIG FRIENDLY!
happy bday brah.
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Picture yourself in a boat on Vistula,
With tarragon trees and mayonaise skies
Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly,
A girl with the kal-ba-sa eyes.
Cellophane wrapping in yellow and green,
Towering over your head.
Look for the girl with the spuds in her eyes,
And she’s gone.
Ludka in the sky with diamonds.
Ludka in the sky with diamonds.
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you crazy Chatham kids.
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HEY, THAT CHICK HAS A BEARD!
!!!!.....and the other one has a gold shirt on.
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the dog is in dover and 2nd tube will be Fishin' (with the skipper)
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i smell a t-shirt idea
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Ask Safety 4th how he likes pickles. I still laugh when i think of that story 8)
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if i could transplant my boring ass family from the stuffy confines of my grandmother's house into some concert venue somewhere, i'd look forward to both equally Alexis. that may have answered your question, or not.
This NYE will be of the low key nature. Spending some quality time with some of my closest friends in some cabin in some place somewhere drinkin 45 beers.
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you crazy Chatham kids...
Del, you out there?
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Bradm, he's always been out there......really out there.
1 fancy middle finger coming your way Del, get your ass down this way when you can bro.