Lazlo

I'm in.

You've all been officially warned.

I'm so turned on right now.

was talking to Brian Griffith about Willie playing (Brian played a tour with Willie) and he mentioned Willie hooked him and his girlfriend up with passes for the Hamilton show

sure be nice if Bri got invited up to do a tune or few in front of the home-town crowd

Brian seemed very optimistic that he would be playing a couple tunes with Willie when last we spoke.

You should have bought it and turned it into a whore house. Taken out huge life insurance policies on your "employees", nailed shut all the windows and doors and burned the fucker down.

In my opinion the Beatles have yet to make my favourite album.

I'm down to about 130, give or take a few depending on the season.

That's still pretty fat for a woman your size. You could stand to lose another 20 or 25 lbs. and a boob job.

Somebody want to cut my lawn?

Louder, shriekier with lots up hissing and scratching.

18 years ago tonight I realized my cock could reach my ass.

Shitting out golf balls doesn't hurt as much as you might think.

In your case I'd go with a fire hose.

I hope that Showcase keeps up the soft-core porn on Fridays for my cat's sake.

Angry Gorilla's are the cat's ass.

Don't drink anything I wouldn't.

That includes Windex and urine.

+

= one sweet ass sandwich

now on to the more pressing question: when can you come over with said borrowed pressure washer.

What's wrong? Your vibrator just ain't cuttin' it anymore?

well, they call me tooly cuz im good with tools.

That's not why dildo.

Who needs television when you can get retards to joust on tricycles with garden implements for free.

Happy April Fools.

Egg salad

Does this mean I'm a platypus?

Golden showers gets my vote.

That made my nose bleed.

Oh my God...They are.