Lazlo

God damn you! Quit troubling me with your logical thought and good points. I have midgets to mud wrestle and babies to eat.

doesn't get better than barefoot in front of the saloon!

Just keep your scaly feet out of the dirt and nobody has to get hurt.

Greed is one of the fundamental characteristics which seperates humans from most animals.

so, who's writing the report up on Lazlo? And, more crucially, who could ever be paid enough to enforce it?

Your momma could.

No picture? No link? Stupid hippie.

What the fuck?

One of he main reasons I don't grow the handle bars anymore.

I am continually blown away by the greed and insanity of this human 'race'.

I don't see why. Greed is one of the fundamental characteristics which seperates humans from most animals.

That includes you.

My vote's for wasn't.

You give me far to much credit.

They wanted to put the fuckin' thing in the middle of the Meadowlands. I know if I just spent over 300,000 on a brand new house I wouldn't want it near me. Unless of course there was a possibility of found meat.

Kreskin couldn't guess the length of my cock if I was smackin' him in the forehead with it.

You'll be fine.

Pick me instead. You could also patent the flavour.

Where's John Wilkes Booth when you really need him?

Staple guns

Last I heard Maple Leaf was pulling out of Hamilton and expanding their plant in Burlington to accommodate the bio-diesel. Hamilton smells bad enough on a good day, the last thing we need is an industry dedicated to turning lips and assholes into fuel, blanketing the city in a stench worse than that of my crotch.

watch out... June 3rd @ Crowbar : What the Thunder Said CD Release Party!

Shouldn't that read VD release party?

If you really want to worry him threaten him with Shelby.

niggly

Hehe...

They're dumping at 800 Parkdale North? I'm surprised anybody noticed.

I'm going to patent the smell of my shit. If anybody's smells like mine you owe me cold hard cash.

I don't think we'll have any issues.

All I can hear is Marsha yelling over the music.

That dude's got some big hands. He could probably cup your balls and slip two fingers in your ass with one hand.

Make sure you do all your chores and get your allowance from Alexis.

And bring a phonebook to stand on so you can catch all the action.

Thanks for including us Shain.

Deeps

You've got to have something better to do.