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Sleepsmoking is hazardous to your carpet and pants and crotch.
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Human drug testing should only be performed on nuns and the blind.
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I want to make sweet love to that hat while Baconboy's wearing it.
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You're all fart and no shit sister. I'll beat your sorry ass with no arms and no legs.
You smell.
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Cost me $75 to get a broad to puke on me.
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That one's my favourite.
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I saw a girl puke green suds all over her and her boyfriend on the outbound ramp at Grand Central Station last night.
Lucky bastard. Cost me $75.
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I'll fight lazlo in the creek may two four to prove it!
It's on bitch.
Now, if I only knew where my battle thong was.
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life's a fucin reality ay?
Intriguing.
How very Popoesque accept for the apostrophe.
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I smell cabbage.
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Rita for sure. One Bundy splash and it's all over.
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If I do say so myself that was one of the best shows I've seen the Fatties do for awhile.
Your only saying that because your sleeping with one of them.
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What a hunk.
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Hey Josh.
I want my panties back.
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my boogers are green
How do they taste?
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First kites, then bubbles.
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Sure thing.
But you have to hatch them.
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What's wrong? Aaron not around to take your abuse? Can't feel like a real man when he's not scrubbing the toilet with his toothbrush in your thong?
Don't you worry sister, the new joke will come on St Patty's day.
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How sweet, mommy's running to the rescue. What are you going to do about it? Call my mother and tell her her son's picking on your son? Try it and I'll hide your Geritol.
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****On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.***
Why not more?
give me my name back!!!
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Here's my vote for a new avatar.