Lazlo

Be sure to show up early for sound check and you might be able to catch the Nazi Rhythm Mother berating her band for not keeping up.

I'm always rolling up the rim to lose.

Quit your whining, you married him.

Smooth jazz is the only thing that gets me thru the lonely nights.

That's a fuck of a lot of smooth jazz.

Ever try masturbating or sticking broken glass up your ass?

the ginger ale is definately flat.

It's PepperJack's, what do you expect.

And Josh, I shaved my ass just for you. I know how much you hate getting hair between your teeth. My eye's still kinda black from the last time.

It has nothing to do with loud music, Aaron.

If I had known tampons didn't take away your virginity I would've stopped eating them along time ago.

Wherever

See if she'll scrub it with her hair.

You mean urine.

Hilary Duff.

Handcuffed to my toilet.

I rescued a near dead cat from the dumpster at the hall we were at. So all in all I won.

Can't beat found meat.

i'd love to buy you a beer and help you on your quest to get "emergency room and stitches kind of drunk..."

Thanks man but I've got two shattered kneecaps, a chunk missing out of my right elbow and several scars that say I don't need help.

What was the lowlight of your evening?

Aloha,

Brad

He used his left.

Egg and Bacon, Egg, Sausage and Bacon, Egg and Spam, Egg, Bacon and Spam, Egg, Bacon, Sausage and Spam, Spam, Bacon, Sausage and Spam, Spam, Egg, Spam, Spam, Bacon and Spam, Spam, Sausage, Spam, Spam, Spam, Bacon, Spam, Tomato and Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Egg, and Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Baked beans, Spam, Spam, Spam and Spam, Lobster thermidor aux Crevettes with a Mornay sauce Served in a Provençale Manner with Shallots and Aubergines garnished with Truffle Paté, Brandy and with a Fried egg on top and Spam

Put all that between to slices of whole wheat spread with grey poupon and you've got yourself a sandwich.

Hey Mama, you bringin' anything I might be able to take for a test-drive?

Do I smell jealousy?

Shake that ass.

You miserable humans will rue the day you canceled your 'Star Wars' program when my people arrive to conquer your world.

Who you trying to fool? The way I hear it your warm for Esau's form. To bad that picture was mysteriously deleted from Alexis' camera.

I have it...chest xrays suck...pnemonia sux...missing the fat cats tomorrow...missing seeing simone...BOOOOO! This is supposed to be my celebratory weekend!

If you can't spell it you don't have it.

That's great news ... lookin' forward to seeing her smiling face and dancing body on the dance floor!

Peace, Mark

Something tells me all eyes are gonna be on you, Mark.

You look like an anorexic girl.

Highlight of the evening was meeting livingstoned!

Highlight of my evening was a handjob from Shain.

Anal Gang Bang 16.