Lazlo

Maybe. But I should really clean myself up first.

Mmm...frosting.

I just can't decide which picture to beat off to first.

MarcO's keeps screamin' harder faster you little bitch.

Where as Douglas' makes me feel dirty for touching myself. However, I find the defiance of her chastising to be quite titillating.

What a conundrum.

There's something very Frankensteinish about that child.

Fire bad!

The show was so good I had no desire to be belligerent.

And I think DES had a hard on.

I'm like a bottle of Jurgen's when it comes to hugs.

I was sold to these people for a 20 pack of chicken nuggets and a dog.

Even I played fair and got my gift out on time. Babsy received an autographed picture of me in a lovely gold plastic frame. Hope it's not getting to sticky, stud.

So where's my fuckin' gift?

Don't you mean strap-on.

I smell burnt toast.

I hear that fishing causes seizures.

I've never seen the long-hair though. I assume it's equally fictitious.

Maybe. My parents' cat Huey is almost that big. The fuckin' things over 20 lbs. It eats better than I do.

How you doin'

It used to fly...

And remember, drunk girl-on-girl sex counts neither as infidelity, nor a sin against God

I'd hardly consider anything that you're involved in to be girl on girl.

I see UFOs everyday in my shit.

Were there any racing fatalities? Even birthday related fatalities would be good.

hopefully it will spread to puppies and babies like the rest of his, ahem, issues.

Maybe if babies didn't taste so good braised and smothered with mint jelly.

I had to clean up a projectile poop today.

I didn't know babies could poop that far.

Does your child need a mentor?

c) likes me enough to do it for me (or is just nice enough to do it for me).

My stereo will do it but it will cost you a foot message.

I got blue balls just watching it.

hate to see what Gabber could do to ya.

His names Jay.