Lazlo

My former employer claimed that I was unsafe when it came to forklift operation. However, they could not provide circumstances as to when these violations took place, nor could they produce the supposed videotape. All they had was hearsay. I could also point out that I was 1 of 8 full-time, "permanent" employees fired over a 2 week period.

Obviously more than enough reason to render me destitute.

Hour old pee on the seat makes for great non-slip coating.

I'd sue this hot-head as a result of tortious assault in a second.

That would be the right thing to do. The fun thing to do would be burning down his house while he slept.

Alcohol clearly. Pot they had no idea. It was due to my lude behaviour.

When I was about 14 I delivered papers for my buddy when he went on vacation. Pretty much the same thing happened to me. I was running late and when I got to the church I was met by a very drunk Father Murphy(10 am). He yeld and screamed about his paper being late, I tried to apologise and he got louder so I told him to fuck off. He grabbed for me(no doubt so he could take me down to his chamber of scecrets and show me his tootsie roll) so I threw the paper at him. Later that night I returned and pissed in his foyer.

The tree walked in to him.

I'm not eligible because I was fired. Now it's up to me to convince the board of referees that I was not aware that what I was fired for was a violation of company policies.

although I had heard that he has released some decent "adult" music as of late; although I've never heard it.)

Rent some porn.

I'll thank Mark but fuck Keri.

Then I'll put the toothpicks back in the box.

Maybe we can share a cell.

Keep dreamin'

I hope I get your number when they're passing out haunting assignments.

I need a new keyboard or advice on how to clean jiz out of it.

That was hot.

Damn. I was hoping you were going to shit on me for bashing your show.

Happy Birthgay.

I think it's safe to say that you and Sarah are out 850 bucks.

My claim was denied back in November and now I'm in the process of an appeal. They don't give a shit if you're in dire need or not. EI told me to go on Welfare and Welfare said they won't help until I definitely can't get EI. So far my grand parents have paid my rent twice and I've managed to scrounge up 390 for next. I'm thinking of knocking over a convenience store so I can get caught, go to jail and not have to worry about it anymore.

I think the woman who used to live in my apartment died there, presumably from a heroine overdose. When I moved in I found a burnt spoon in a drawer and a 2L bottle filled with unused hypodermic needles. I asked my landlord about it and he said she was a great tennant. I asked my friend Shannon about it who apparently knew her and she burst into tears. Now I sometimes get the feeling I'm being watched. Shadows across the walls that shouldn't be there, figures out of the corners of my eyes, shit like that. I just make fun of her.

It's not really a tail. Just a piece of shit that refuses to come out.

I wonder how that would taste deepfried in batter with lemon juice and tartar sauce. Actually, I think I'll hold out until they clone a mammoth.

Last I checked concrete wasn't made from soil. And what if the bridge is made from wood or steel? Does your logic still apply?

Just be greatful you get to miss Birdseyeing it.

This is a real shame. I had a trip planned to go to Utah just to see this movie.

Cully can't make me sweat like you do.