Lazlo

I ended up being the only one up at Alexis'

Sounds like somebody got lucky but sadly there are no winners in that situation.

If his ass is all your interested in I'm the player to talk to.

That topic was private

but I could shenanigate with very little encouragement.

Aloha,

Brad

Just puked in my mouth.

Shit break

I'm so glad you're back. I had to make fun of Myrna in your absence. The down side is that her come backs make sence.

coming lazlo?

Always

To much calamari.

Cool, I don't know how the flu might react with the clap.

I use my tongue cause it looks and feels sexier.

Bare knuckles. I like your style.

2 minutes for on topic commenting Lazlo... go back under the bed!

Sorry, posted in the wrong thread.

Thanks to Cyberhippie for the help & inspiration.

This is such a Peter Cetera moment.

I lie to myself all the time and I just get more depressed.

As far as the fundraiser goes, only if you're lucky. It will depend on a ride from one of the Hamilton folk who loathe and despise me ever so much. Should I bring boxing gloves or you gonna spank me soft.

What acts would those be?

Anal and oral?

The older you get the more you can drink and feel great the next day because you realize how much shorter your life is getting.

It's called building up a tolerance you alky. But keep telling yourself that if it makes you feel better.

There is an unconfirmed report circling around message boards that Cully (big dick himself) was spotted at Zippers in Gay Town last night. Apparently Cully stopped by to promote his new release -Cully does Tdot.. one source said that everyone was on their worst behaviour except for an individual known as Shelby (who kept putting on Wham albums and would not let Cully spank his monkey)....I am checking into my other sources right now, stay tuned for more info.....

hahahaha fag!

Rumour confirmed. I knew I recognized that thechnique on the other side of the glory hole.

Wow, you're like a Sith Master or atleast married to one.

Just see how much speed you can get going down to coast back up the other side .

Why'd you have to go and ruin it with sunshine and optimism.

No cash brother. Otherwise I'd say put me on the guest list and I'll be front row booing.

Dr. Phil's a charlatan. He should be selling magic elixirs to hillbillys or flood insurance in the Western Sahara.

and fuck the Queen".

I wouldn't bother if I were you. She just sort of lies there and waves.

orgies

I'll get my shots if everybody else will.

It started at the bottom of the hill.

Drums. Like the dude in Def Leppard.