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I've got this crazy image in my head of Tooly, OTJ, dJEd and Redd having some ugly swinger parties in that poor apartment.
Shrimping, feltching, the works.
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You are such a bitch
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middle finger
Use this next time I make a typo.
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There must be a way to split my molecules into 2 so that I can be in two places at once.
It's called dismemberment.
And hey. If you're not going to show why the fuck should any of the money go to you? Backbacon could finish his hormone shots and Tonin could get a clue with all that cash.
Hey watch your tongue there young man!!
Why? Is it doing tricks you old bat.
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anyone from hamilton driving to this show? got room for 2? we will pay gas, parking, buds or whatever, PM me if you could
You on my back, Mel in my arms. You'll have to signal my turns while Mel fills my tank with buds and Wendy's.
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DMT is the most hallucinogenic drug known to man
Stop, try again. Diemethyltryptamine is NOT the most hallucinogenic drug known to man however you were correct on mimosa as its synthetic source. LSD (ergo to be more precise) is the strongest hallucinogenic when UNCUT, providing intence hallucinations for hours rather than minutes. DMT is a 30 minute high at best, like crack or heroine only trippy. It's been argued that mescaline is the strongest hallucinogen however, mescaline only produces the effects experienced during a peyote trip when combined with the other 9 alkaloids present in the cactus.
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But you have a sence of humour.
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I'll be there with my big hairy balls!
Now I'm definitely in.
Trade you a ride for a comb.
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Fools!
The largest prime number is ME.
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Boo fuckin' hoo and get a real job.
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With all those homophobic undertones it sounds like your inner dyke wants to be flooded.
Actually, her inner dyke is turning straight and choses to remain anonymous and deny any association with the afore mentioned.
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that bitch had it coming
So does your mother but I have standards.
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Everyone was so gentle with me...it barely hurt at all!
Reminds me of my first few times getting passed around the conclave. Now I'm all about the barbed wire.
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Elvis' best work was done face down in a carpet.
But I do miss that pelvis of his.
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I have a feeling our Buck and Doe is going to be one for the books.
Can I jump out of the cake?
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MY SPOON IS TOO BIG!
Your spoon's just the right size to eat my lunch.
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There must be a way to split my molecules into 2 so that I can be in two places at once.
It's called dismemberment.
And hey. If you're not going to show why the fuck should any of the money go to you? Backbacon could finish his hormone shots and Tonin could get a clue with all that cash.
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Hope they don't weigh over 30 grams or Canada Post may have a saggy surprise.
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Je comprends rien.
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This is so funny that i am now laughing my tits off!
Can I have them?
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I'll start walking now.
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remove the taint.
But it's the sexiest part.
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You're either referring to Berryface or Goiternun.
I don't have them saved but I'm sure I can find them for you.
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Jesus Christ!
I just shat myself.
Again.
quick question bout DUTY FREE
in Soundboard
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You'd be better off getting American smokes in the US. Much cheaper.
You're only aloud one carton duty free anyway.