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Moving to Hull would be a step down from Hamilton.
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Wuv, twue wuv.
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I respectfully refuse to take part in this thread.
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The cuter something is the more tender the meat. My only criteria is that it doesn't have opposable thumbs. So if you've lost your thumbs in a freak hitchhiking accident get ready to be marinaded.
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What's wrong with a bread bowl? Tapioca's shit.
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this is going to be ridiculous!
Only if you're there.
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I personally think that instead of raising animals as our meat source that we should eat vegetarians. Atleast it would put an end to their whining.
Animals are stupid, therefor they deserve to be eaten.
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I only have enough energy for one semi-positive post.
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Happy Birthday to my favourite wetback.
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Don't pay attention to Lazlo. It just encourages him.
I'm quitting the board.
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I think I will be celebrating this milestone as I have no job and 4 killer hits of LSD calling my name. How 'bout it Paisley, want to go lick some toads?
I hope I don't get a call for an interview tomorrow.
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What a sad, sad world we live in when it's no longer funny when somebody slips on the ice.
For shame world, for shame.
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Cully's just trying to help Alexis out. Typing comebacks is all the exercise she gets.
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Lazlo, when should we meet up for this convenience store job?
The sooner the better. We'll find a nice quiet town between Hamilton and Guelph. Midnightish.
Or
We could invade local HRDCs with sawedoffs and ski masks.
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People only call you gay cause you were with Shelby.
Cut her hair, glue it to her face and she'd kinda look like Tom Green.
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You know I love you Adam but that was some funny shit.
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Ass, fat thighs and head. Your three favourite things.
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I have no contact with the others. I'm sure I could track a few of them down if I worked at it. But to tell you the truth, some of the office staff that were canned deserved it.
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Nice edit pussy.
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Cully's gonna cry.
How long were you workin' on that zinger?
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Ghoul- One who delights in the revolting, morbid or loathsome.
That sounds about right.
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That third quote has me pullin' my hair out. Well, the hair that's left after my most recent attempt at suicide via the microwave anyway.
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You don't have anything going on upstairs that could phase me professor.
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Somebody knows far to much about my urine.
I often pee on the seat so as not to slide off when I pass out. I find it works better than shit.
Orange enough to pass for juice and more flammable than butane.
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I thought the strippers were supposed to cry.