Lazlo

creepy

Seriously? You're talkin' to the wrong person if you want serious, but I'll give it a shot. I don't think that it will be worth your time and money to persue this in court. But, take this opportunity to let them know that any further infringement will not be tolerated.

Steve,

Fuck all this legal mumbo-jumbo, get some addresses.

He's probably still spoonin' with Del.

I hope you mean wrapped.

Was your friend a bird?

You can thank Esau for the new avatar, he's far more creepier and sillier than I could ever dream of being.

**Life expectancy update**

62 more minutes added, which makes a grand total 273,820 minutes or .520966514 years deducted from my time on this miserable rock.

Can I portray myself?

Well, you are a dog.

Some fuckin' article that was. I wasn't even mentioned.

Quickly, somebody get him some E and jump start his heart.

Add another 8 minutes since that post.

When did Subway start offering an asspiss sandwich? I'm in.

Quizno's is only expensive if you're buying the human size subs. I have no problem paying 10 bucks for a sandwich 14 inches long and 2 inches thick with meat.

If you believe that every smoke you have deducts 2 minutes from your life, than I have lost 273,750 minutes. That's only .52 years. I've got alot of smoking to do.

In a way I'm glad I'll be missing the mess this weekend. Try to keep each other out of trouble. Or should I say, have fun watching Esau pass out, Del.

I would like to donate it to someone that might not be that fortunate?

Only a two slicer? Any self-respecting dreg would laugh in your face for such a meager offering.

really cool shit

ive never seen a wooden kaleidascope before

Calm down hippie, it's only a kaleidoscope. Would you like little piece of string you can chase around the room too?

This sounds like a going out of business sale.

Finally, my prayers have been answered.

ha ha working at a doughnut store ha ha ,small doughnutsholes if you make them with your dingy doughnut maker

go get some ed. and get a real job

work for paul martin, yak yak yak

If you can find me a job where I can make almost 60 grand a year for sitting on a forklift and eating pastry, I'm all ears. Speaking of education, atleast I can tell the difference between an apostrophe and a comma.

Who would the publication rights on the research go to, though? You have to take care of those sorts of details, you know.

What do I care, I'll be dead.

What's next? A trip around the island in a Goodyear?

*clap clap clap*

Are you applauding me or wishing it on me?

I don't know if Tooly is even allowed to vote, being American in all.

Do you have dual citizenship wook?

Something tells me that I'll have the pleasure of dieing first. But incase I don't, I'll eat yours if you eat mine. You can smoke my freeze dried ground up lungs aswell. Just make sure you're able to take a week off work. You'll need that time to contemplate your existence.