Lazlo

who votes for the green party?

I did by accident. Meant to check the box for the Nazi Party.

Look out folks, she's possessed.

is cully paying you to mock me in ways he just can't?

No, but he's going to start.

i'll give you, my joking little buddy, one serious FUCK YOU.

That's all I wanted.

Why does the Bloc even get to debate? Why does the Bloc get to be an official party? Why hasn't Quebec been split up between New Brunswick and New Foundland?

i've had 2 very real experiences that i won't get into here, cause they're personal

Do you honestly expect us to believe that a ghost put the moves on you. I understand that they're tortured, lost souls but not desperate.

Would that make my penis look bigger?

I live for that Ouija board shit. Windows rattling, lights going on and off, voices. I once had a Ouija board spell out Luda then the pointer went one way and the board went the other, a light bulb blew and I fell through the lawn chair I was in. About 5 years ago my board went missing, I figured I just left it at my parents when I moved out and my mother chucked but she denies it. SPOOKY!

Hitler get's a bad rap cause of his mustache

They could, but they couldn't afford me. The cost of nipple rings alone would be astronomical.

Fuck that. I'm watching Antiques Roadshow.

I hope when I finally die I get to come back and haunt people. Like farting in peoples faces when they're eating fish. Taking ghost poops in their cereal. Severed head in the icebox. Wicked.

is hostel going to make me vomit and pee myself like i think it is?

I always assumed that peeing yourself was a choice. Seeing your house stinks of it. I don't believe for a second that Darius could cause that stench on his own.

I'm voting communist.

Holy fuck that is a long tongue.

Tell me about it.

This threads making me hungry or horny.

I can't decide which.

Happy Birthday

I think everybody should leave Alexis alone, God's been cruel enough already. Besides, it's easier to bash Cully.

I told you...it happened once in College (I was drunk and the room was dark)

So, your roomate was asleep?

How could they possibly be more gay than your television spots. You and Magnum could trade shorts.

Ha Ha, the dog's name is Popo. I'm giggling like a school girl.

Gee, at least they made sure someone looked after their dogs...

The dogs are worth more and cost less.

Just go with it Cully. Pierce your nipples, get some leather and shave your ass. If that's not your style I've got a nice pair of fishnets and a padded bra I can lend you.

the other half-hour was lunch

I was sorta right.

While visions of chalk brushes dance through my head.

I remember blowing bubbles as a child.