Lazlo

Mmm...liver.

Shocking! I figured Esau was going to pass out in the car and you guys were going to end up in Caledonia. Good thing he left his tie-dye at home.

Still vertical my ass.

Nothing quite like some 25 year old obsolete reading. Doesn't even look like it would make for good shit paper.

ill be voting for damn sure. probably a heady blend of lib(even though i dont want to, but hey it beats harper) and green

How do you intend to vote for both the Liberal and Green parties.

I just can't decide.

Gobbledy Goop

....hahas after my costa rica run

You'll definitely get the runs in Costa Rica.

The guy at the store told me to take some crazy glue to fill it up, let it dry, and then wet it to smoothen it out. Any other suggestions?

Semen.

The Boy Least Likely To

To what? Run and tell the police you're exposing yourself in the park because you miss your girlfriend oh so much.

That's exactly what I thought.

is it true that you can possibly sit on your own balls? wouldn't you have to have the hugest balls and the tiniest ass?

The answer is yes, but under the right circumstances.

You know when you're in front of the mirror feeling pretty so you tuck your dick back between your thighs just to see what you might look like as a girl and you sit down forgetting to remove said member from between your legs.

You can expect to hear from my lawyer.

Anyway. I'm trading in my current job for a better job at bakery that starts in a few weeks. More money, I'll be running the shipping department and all the donuts and cookies I can eat. I don't think my back and knees can take much more of this furniture lifting bullshit.

*WARNING*

Don't eat any fresh baked goods at 711 stores starting March 1/06. Unless you want herpies.

someone needs to clean the public toilets in Jackson Square...

There would be no need if you didn't bring your tricks down there and wipe your shitty balls on the toilet seat.

why not work at a ligour store, at least you not look out of place

I thought about it but quickly burried the thought at the back of mind out of fear that I might end up like you.

Damn straight. My sweater meat is 100% all natural.

The trick to sadness is making those around you feel worse than you do. By doing so, you become the happiest person in the room and the life of the party. Trust me, it works.

I thought this thread was music's top 5 homos

somebody poke the keyboardist in the ribs for me.

I'll poke him for you, but not in the ribs. I like a little more penetration than that.

I was hoping it was edible.

How come all the newbies come out of the woodwork when I'm unable to post?

Fuckin' cowards.

I've got nicer tits than her. Maybe not bigger, but atleast mine are symmetrical.

I haven't received mine but didn't really expect one anyway.

Who the fuck drinks iced cappucino in Yellowknife in the middle of winter?

Fuckin' stupid indians.

There's no such thing as friends. Only people that you cling to because the relationship could prove to be beneficial. Therefor the question is moot and you're all stupid.