Lazlo

phish suck.

stop making your dog listen to phish.

shes a dave matthews fan.

poo eater unite!

Is Cullys dog the crusty old white thing with VD on its back?

He probably makes in listen to Phish because he can't afford to have it put down.

The answer is always yes.

So, has Chanukah Harry brought any of you Jews anything good yet.

To many problems with that idea. First off, there's not enough flour, eggs or breadcrumbs on the planet to even begin covering him. Secondly, he'd probably slurp his way out of the fryer. Not to mention the assyness.

I could be a blue haired Belgium belly dancer for the right price.

Damn, I should have stuck around. We could've dipped him in flour and looked for the wet spot.

Gender shmender. StoneMtn's advice is only good in BC anyway.

Who's still vertical now Showwhore?

Did Shane passout or did you and Briguy have to beat the shit out of him?

Two months rent

Hux drugged my drink but I stole his gitch. Currently using them to make broth.

I hope not, Chuck Norris is so much cooler.

I think I remember something about mushrooms

Waiting for the grandparents to show up so the shit can really hit the fan. Hope there's blood.

Quit trying to ride my coattails.

Got my gift today, but I can't figure out how to put it on.

In

I knew there was a reason I kept you around.

border

Oops

Diesel Dog just doesn't do it for me anymore since Ricky came crawling back.

Now I really want to make it to this show!

Peace, Mark

I was only joking. You really don't have to come all the way to Hamilton just to spite me.

Fuck off.

I don't buy gifts. I'm usually just as surprised as the recipient when they open it.

I thinks it's the Gourds but I'm probably wrong.

Save me the trouble of being nice to you and don't.