Lazlo

I just booked a last min flight. haven't been back to the hammer since last xmas.

looking forward to this show, and seeing some old friends.

Are you bringing octopus head and are we doing more belly oogies?

I'm just glad I didn't get any phone calls about a crazed, confused old man looking for a geritol fix.

It's all the same hair. When I'm naked, I'm not really naked.

You'll have to mud wrestle Shainhouse for that privilege.

I liked Paisley better before he was a gangsta.

I call foul upon you, Ghost of George Harrison...or should I say...JOANNE MACLOED?!

I noticed that too. Perhaps the spirit of George Harrison is being channeled through Joanne McLeod. Seems like a perfectly reasonable explanation to me.

Sounds like fun. About as much fun as Ron Jeremy in a room full of mongooses.

you kids think your so cool wiht your pubic hairs and your cell phones....

Will I never be cool?

I knew I chose the right woman!

Don't try and fool yourself by pretending you had anything to do with it. You fell in to her trap. The big bear trap called love, where you will be forced to spend what will seem like an eternity wondering what the fuck it was you did wrong this time, until you finally build up enough courage to gnaw off your foot and hobble up into the hills toward freedom.

He He He Girls...(as I lick the tips of all my fingers)

I'm sure he'll find solace once he gets back to Mommy's basement.

Why the fuck would you want to come here?

He's always had nice boobies, he's just reluctant to show them off to two timing sluts like you.

Must paint toe nails.

Reminds me of Secondtube when I told him there's no Santa Claus

We're all doomed!

I've been raving on a street corner with a sandwich board warning people that the end of the world was near for years now and would anybody fuckin' listen? But that's okay, cause on my last visit to the mothership I managed to steal the antidote. After the planets population is decimated, I will emerge as ruler of the human race and you will all bow down to me.

All gifts and sacrifices should be sent to PO Box 956, C/O Merv Griffin Enterprises, to insure favouritism come armageddon.

You been hiding out behind my shrubs taking photos again?!?

I can't speak for the good doctor, but I most certainly have. Got this cute snapshot of Lisa fucking you with a rolling pin.

Let me know next time she's baking cookies.

Since when does Greg need even the slightest bit of convincing to see anything even the most distantly related to the Fat Cats or good music?

Since the sex change.

You can pretty much count on myself and Jhamie. Greg, on the other hand, may need some convincing.

With your feminin wiles and my winning personality we might just have a chance.

Lakeport comes out of Canada's Steeltown.

Mmmm...Bay water.

Are you thinking you might see a shot of yourself in there?

Oh goody. I've been dieing to see a picture of Deb in a dildo bondage mask. My ass is sweating just thinking about it.

Letterman tried the same shit on me circa 2001. I had to let him down easy cause Leno had already stolen my heart.

I might not make for good thread but my smegma is an incredible industrial adhesive.

Tastes pretty good too.