Lazlo

Ummm, thanks just the same StoneMtn, but I'd really rather see pictures.

I've got this great picture of me from behind sitting on my balls.

What a worthy cause. I'll gladly donate my titties.

I thought it said "Lazlo is a great threat".

Only if injested

You're just mad that I didn't show up yesterday.

Paisley doesn't have birthdays, he has molting periods.

I just like to be prepared for any situation. You never know who you might have to offend.

If I cut my nipples off what would I rub, in a circular motion on the windows at McDonald's?

Let me rephrase that.

What would I rub on the windows at McDonald's that wouldn't get me arrested?

Did somebody say Hitler?

How about some Klan for good measure?

I was to busy plucking my nipples to notice.

looked up at me...

That would do it.

happy birthday

Shain, you are aware that Hamilton is in ON and not AL, right?

Glad to see this thread took a turn for the worst.

lazlo - good news. didn't ya hear? barbie and ken are divorced.. she's open game.

Don't tease me. This ordeal unfolded before my eyes just this morning. Just leave me in peace to eat chocolate and hardboiled eggs in an effort to asphyxiate myself with flatulence.

you look like uncle Del on the third morning of a festival.

Wrong end of the dog.

Ha!

A baby for a dog? Sounds like a fair trade to me.

or

I don't care what my parents say, I'm not putting my mouth on that dog.

edit - I don't smoke anyways, so meh.....

And monkeys are flying out my ass.

Hold on, that's plausible. Bad example.

I'd rather Cully assist.

I had tons of barbies and the worst I ever did was making them have sex with ken.

How many times did you have sex with Ken?

Feet or head first?

Arms up or down?

I could've if i wasn't so distraught with heartache. I gave that bitch everything and asked for nothing in return. So what does she do, she shacks up with that motherfucker Ken. Last I saw they were careening down the stairs in the pink Corvette I bought her last year. I'm just glad we didn't have children.

Maybe I'll call her cousin Midge for solace.

Since when did Tom Selleck start talking like Nelly.

Among other things

6.946 seconds by hand.

3.121 seconds with my dick.