Lazlo

Well damn me and my not so latent homosexual tendencies.

the pair I just ruined

I've got first dibs.

You should try shovelling my sloped driveway!

Isn't that a job for your gynecologist.

some other thingy unknown to me yet

That could be my but plug, don't put it near your mouth.

I'm starting to question who the guy is on my couch right now...uh-oh.

A robot gigolo sent back in time from the planet Fubar, who's mission is to attempt to satisfy your carnal needs.

Is it 2005 already? Where have I been?

So, in other words, you don't know.

Lasers buddy lasers!

Lasers, smoke machines, sirens, disco balls. The last WTTS show I saw reminded me of a gay disco. And I would know.

Stick to what you guys know, Josh. It can't get any worse.

I don't clean or wake up.

How did they even find out? Seems to me that the Conservative American Family Association has some homos in their midst.

Rock on sisters.

You can't hate yoda

You can if you're in league with the darkside of the force.

Woohoo! fresh baby!

My sentiments exactly. Tasty.

The same sort of thing happened to Lazlo with his mother. After dating on the net for almost 3 months they decided to meet in a room at the Super 8. With the lights off they went at it for a good few minutes before figuring things out.

Whats even more funny (and gross) is the fact that neither wanted to loose out on the $48.88 for the room and they decided to get it on anyways.

That was my old man in drag. If you're going to follow me around and diddle yourself to my escapades in dark allies at least get your facts straight. It wasn't the $48.88 that was the concern, it was the $24 in quarters I pumped into the bed. The $48.88 was covered by OHIP.

That's right; this Friday night at the Dicken's Pub in beautiful Burlington, Ontario, the Caution Jam will be appearing as a four-piece. That's Eric, John, Les, and Mark. Should be an awesome time. Anyone interested?

Where's the Dicken's? Give me a ride.

Just put in my mothers' maiden name and got

A FARM GREW TITS

Were you listening today? Jackie Martling came in to say good bye, fuckin' hilarious.

F Jackie.

YOu don't need to inhale these cannons to enjoy them either!

No doubt, but just somebody smoking a cigar near me makes me short of breath. I've never understood why seeing that I smoke 1 1/2 packs of reservation cigs a day.

I was refering to a Cuban citizen. Cigars really bug my asthma but thanks anyway Mike.

Please go back to hiding!!!

I just came out of the closet now you want me to go back?

make that 33

Tomorrow, starting at 6 am will be the final broadcast of The Howard Stern Show on terrestrial radio. If you're in the Golden Horseshoe tune in to 92.9 Jack FM, reception can be pretty shitty. Apparently Yahoo will also be broadcasting the show but I'm not sure if it's video or just audio or if it will even be live. Enjoy...or don't.

Bababooie Bababooie.

Is Jesus trying to talk the clown out of pedophilia or are they deciding who gets to go first?

Sweet.

I have always loved the snow

Me too. Especially the yellow variety.

ALL OZ is all it gave me for Lazlo.

Here are my 2 favourites from my real name.

A DIVING CEDAR SHIT

A SCAT DIVER HIDING

Yeah, me too.