Lazlo

Barbie's a slut and deserves what she gets.

Fuckin' cheatin' whore.

Merry Chistmas

I don't remember that scene.

december 23, friends of hefner

2 doors down, brantford

come on down for some christmas cheer!

I'd rather have a catheter shoved up my urethra.

I'm having an x-mas party.

Don't tell me you forgot to invite me.

I hope my secret Santa gives me AIDS.

how many "kiss lazlo's ass" threads does this guy get? He's a dink

Agreed.

(Unfortunately, I'll be on a ferry when it's on.)

You spelled fairy wrong.

That's "The Great Gazoo" to you, scumbag.

I want to give you a bubble bath.

Pink tacos?

Willy's a fag and Kevin's his hat.

Are you sure he didn't describe him as "grating"?

You used that one before.

reminds me of the time we plotted a simultaneous easter bunny attack on 3 mall santa's in london. it never went down, we were lazy, unambitious, and had no idea where to get easter bunny suits. but it made for a great night of plotting. we just basically wanted to get on the news, and leave a lot of parents with some tough questions to answer.

In

That's just a candy cane in my pocket, now tell me what you want for Christmas and Santa will give it to you...rough like.

Alex Dyer, a spokesman for the group, said Santarchy was a worldwide movement designed to protest the commercialization of Christmas.

Sure it was. Perpitrating vandalism and robbery sounds like a great way to get your point across. Is no one thinking of the children?

What, no anvil?

Already have one, came with my Acme Portable Hole.

Whatever wook. If it's green you'll smoke it.

Good one.

By any chance was this piano suitable for dropping?

I'm also in the market for a safe.

Must have been a cooking school. I can't see any other reason for the girls to be there.

What is the comparison with a sloped driveway and a Gynecologist anyway,Lazlo?

It's all about the innuendo.

Men? Not a chance.

Or Chinese.