Lazlo

Yeah. I'd pay 80 bones to see that in action.

grab a Santa Claus from Lime Ridge.

What happened to the rat in the go-kart? I thought it was a marvellous depiction of a mall Santa.

whats the story?

I'm whatever you don't want me to be with a pinch of oregano.

Enough already. This thread is about ME.

Look with your tongue not with your hands.

aaawwww, i miss you fuckers, even lazlo!

I'd like to return the sentiment but you have to like some one to miss them.

Who's got the turkey baster.

The dinosaur in Jurassic Park was a Deinonychus not a Velociraptor. The Velociraptor was much smaller than the animal portrayed in the movie. And don't even get me started on the fact that the vast majority of dinosaurs in the movie weren't even from the Jurassic period but from the Cretaceous. I don't give a fuck what Spielberg says.

Again! That would be the third time this week.

This time you're doing my toes and I want those grapes peeled fucker.

my brain hurts

You shouldn't keep it in your ass.

I missed my 2000th post.

2000 posts in under a year and not one worth while, take that establishment.

I think I'll celebrate with a bottle of Spumante Bambino and a case of Jurgen's. Maybe I'll get Paan to come over to feed me grapes and do my nails.

So who should play Jerry?

P Diddy

it feels good to be the only one with the distinction of having a kill me thread. i thought for sure lazlo fuckface would have beaten me to that.

There's three reasons why:

1. I'm better looking.

2. I'm likable.

3. My snatch doesn't smell like microwaved cheese whiz.

If cully is really gay than Lazlo will be thrilled.

Please, even a rapist has standards.

I smell something burning

"You don't know if you're fucked, punch board or eat out by maggots."

My grand father, everytime I was arrested.

29.50 eh? How many blow jobs is that?

Fuck I'm hurtin'.

what about Texas Instruments eh?

I still have my Speak and Spell. Comes in handy all the time.

You're just upset because Steve never lets you be the man.

Tried to get free tickets but my useless grand parents couldn't come through. They should be euthanized.

You started it when you knocked up Shithead.

Let's kill Darius too.

IN!

Jan. 21st Pepper Jack's. So says Jam Base anyway.