Hal Johnson

You know what they say - Pitching and defense wins ball games!

Iv'e got a rubberthingy for dinghy.

When you gotta job to do you got to do it well...

Im all slavey and coy for Davey Boy.

I was still gonna kick you in the shins anyway.

Ya, wha happened?

Im a ferry for Jerry.

Am I the only one who ever thought - hey, these guys might not be so bad if they just let the other guy (Ed?) sing more often? I think I might just start listening to them now.

What could possibly be funny about Rita McNeil's rather large and old posse?

haha, nice. Either that or this:

hmmmm...this is indeed a valid concern...

Leafs raise ticket prices for next season

Seat = reserved.

Yes. Instead of stamps on the hand, kicks to the shins. Show yer bruise on re-entry.

I know it's not usually posted in these things, but the line-up for those working the door is shaping up to be quite stellar. Quite stellar indeed.

And, finally, Team Ottawa, er uh, Eastern Ontario:

^^Central Ontario

The Southern Ontario Crew

Uhh, Schwa. fights for Central Ontario now.

Now that I've got your attention, here's why: Im watching the fights Saturday night at a buddy's house, and I start to notice a trend...or maybe I was just so crunked out that I thought I had noticed a trend...either way, would the whole thing not be more exciting and or interesting if they had a different scoring sysytem? Here's what I propose: 1. The fight doesn't end after a tap out, but both fighters get sent to their own corners. Fighter that caused the tap-out gets a certain amount of points. 2. The fight doesn't end after a near KO. Fallen fighter gets a count like in boxing, loses if knocked out 3 times or whathaveyou. And that's it, really. Just noticed some guys would wail on the others until the guy getting beat on would wait for his opening and put the other guy in an arm bar and the fight would end. Maybe they need a best 2 of three or something. I am aware of how unhip this post makes me.

Happy Hockey Day. Confirm'd.

That was wicked. If he'd a scored, oh man!...

I've been blaming you this whole time

After reading the numerous sources covering this story, I can't help but think, if your gonna fuck up your season you may as well fuck it up good and proper. Geesh, what a mess.

VIL2 - Action might safely be made a law for the whole world.