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Heatley was a MONSTER last night. I wish a Weber slapshot would hit Ollie, square to his nose. Fuckin' wanna-be-pretty little Princess.

Hey Dinghy.....

I say you either become an obeesekeeper or a professional golfer.

You idiots are going to looooooove this. Even I think it's stupid!

I didnt know "eh" was in the dictionary.

Now that is just fucking retarded and proves to me all these ole chant rants can be classified under the Bias umbrella.

Dany Heatley is awesome. Aside from that turnover in the 3rd of course. Ole

That full moon drained me.

Heeeeeeey. Listen to that AD. We are all Ole for the moment.

What more do you people need to realize that Sens fans are stupid?

A) Patrice Bergeron is on the first line people!

Did you see the lead he had?

That dude had so many huge leads in the preceeding races that I think once it happened again in the final race, he let up for fear of falling but didnt account for the quality of his opponent. You could almost see it when he noticed the American rider. "Holy fack! Where did he come from?" He slammed on the pedal again but it was too late. I dont know, whatver. That's what I think I saw but none the less. Way to go kid. And no. It had nothing to do with a jinx.

From hence forth, he shall be referred to as Steve Buffoonery.

This:

Rule - If anyone brings up Brett Favre and retirement/nonretirement, chug. That being said:

I would have been weirded out had he died from testicular cancer. Too soon?

Off the puck was another story altogether. While he didnt make any bone-headed plays that lead to goals, he certainly looked his 20 years of age. He would chase guys around the net rather than hold his position and some of his board work was rather green. But once he got the puck? Night and day. He almost looks too confident! His strength with one hand on his stick while holding off a defender is incredible at the pro level. I didnt quite expect to see that. He scared me at the blueline a couple of times and I would expect other teams will see these moments as opportunities when they scout via video. Have a forward force him one way, wait for the expected turn around and jump on that motherfucker, but make sure you dont miss. It's not as if there arent already forwards ontop of their own blueline defending the Habs point shot......... I'ld rather he seasons in the minors for at least another year or two. Starve that dog, oldtime hockey styles.

Bell Center crowd chanting "PK! PK! PK!" during the first period, and it wasnt because of a great penalty kill. That's gotta be some kind of record.

Here is some truth. Jeff Carter's goal last night was FUCKING BRUTAL!

There's a Sadies show in Ottawa tonight. WTF are you doing posting about a future show on the internet when you should be at Mavericks? Its not like your intended audience is going to read this. They are all at Mavericks!