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Booche

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  1. For the standard this show has set, I only have one word for last nights episode. "Weaksauce" Obviously there were some funny moments and Kelly had the best of the bunch (I also enjoyed the return of Ryan) but even Ollie's "dont extend the episode" theory wouldnt have helped the season opener.
  2. The Beavers beat the Trojans. Hahaha.
  3. I cant facking wait. This morning is going to take a long time in the office.
  4. For those about to rock, Chris Lambert salutes you.
  5. The upcoming season is showing a ton of promise.
  6. How does one go about voting for AD?
  7. A scenario of heartbreak Sens fans know all too well.
  8. I have a bike for sale... What kind of bike? I don't know, I'm not a bike scientist. What I am though is a manly guy looking to sell his bike. This bike is made out of metal and kick ass spokes. The back reflector was taken off, but if you think that deters me from riding at night, you're way wrong. I practiced ninja training in Japan's mount Fuji for 5 years and the first rule they teach about ninja biking is that back reflectors let the enemy know where you are. Not having a rear reflector is like saying "FUCK YOU CAR, JUST TRY AND FIND ME". The bike says Giant on the side because it's referring to my junk, but rest assured even if you have tiny junk that Giant advertisement is going to remain right where it is. I bought this bike for 300 dollars from a retired mercenary that fought in both World War 1 and World War 2 and had his right arm bitten off by a shark in the Phillipines while stationed there as a shark handler. When he sold it to me I had to arm wrestle him for the honor to buy it. I broke his arm in 7 places when I did. He was so impressed with me he offered me to be his son but I thought that was sissy shit so I said no way. The bike has some rusted screws, but that just shows how much of a bad ass you are. Everyone knows rusted screws on a bike means that you probably drove it underwater and that's bad ass in itself. Those screws can be replaced with shiny new ones, but if you're going to go to that trouble why not just punch yourself in the balls since you're probably a dickless lizard who doesn't like to look intimidating. The bike is for men because the seat is flat or some shit and not shaped like a dildo. If you like flat seated bikes you're going to love this thing because it doesn't try to penetrate your ass or anything. I've topped out at 75 miles per hour on this uphill but if you're just a regular man you'll probably top it out at 10 miles per hour. This thing is listed as a street bike which is man-code for bike tank. The bike has 7 speeds in total: Gear 1 - Sissy Gear Gear 2 - Less Sissy Gear Gear 3 - Least Sissy Gear Gear 4 - Boy Gear Gear 5 - Pre-teen Boy Gear Gear 6 - Manly Gear Gear 7 - Big Muscles Gear I only like gear 6 and 7 to be honest. Additionally, this tool of all immense men comes with a gigantic lock to keep it secure. The lock is the size of a bull's testicles and tells people you don't fuck around with locking up your bike tank. It tells would-be-thieves "Hey asshole, touch this bike and I'll appear from the bushes ready to club you with a two-by-four". Bike is for 150 OBO
  9. Hahaha, this is sooooooooo epic. I wish I did it first!
  10. Hahaha, Darth Gerber. I wish I came up with that name. Then again, I never would. He aint deserving of such a cool moniker.
  11. Booche

    Poutine

    I had heard that and tried her out when I worked on Cooper. To be honest, I didnt care for it compared to the chip truck on Cooper/Bank.
  12. Holy Christ, is it ever Badams. How did he hold that job for so long????
  13. Fuck the centennial year. This season is all about Misa. The Bell Center should have her pic on center ice.
  14. Booche

    90210

    Ollie and Dinghy are Aitken'd. Super Dudes to the rescue!
  15. KD Lang is a lesbian. mind = blown
  16. Phew. I was wondering when you got a pussyandtits.
  17. I got laid after that race all thanks to Ben. Chicks were giving it up everywhere!!!!!
  18. You obviously havent seen him in a while. He's aged since before Holly was born and now looks haggard. Ooooooooooh, wait. That's not what you meant. I get it!
  19. ::saves waiver position for the inevitable Peter Forsberg return:: Haha. Speaking of which, were Selanne or Shannahan drafted?
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