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Booche

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  1. Big George is going to eat Lucic tonight.
  2. If Hal were PM the Montreal Canadiens would win their 25th cup during their 100th season, thus uniting an entire nation in a spontaneous street orgy accompanied by Pepsi, Joe Louis, Laurentide and Export A (green pack).
  3. If Hal were Prime Minister, Old Sam would be available across the nation.
  4. If Hal were Prime Minister, lap dances would be 5 bucks and the quality of each establishment would be no less than Kamastura in Montreal. He would also regulate beer prices at said bars while imposing mandatory Happy Hours from 10-11 every night.
  5. Booche

    OJ Simpson

    Finally someone gets what I was howling at. Thank you.
  6. Oh, I should have thought about that Basher. I sent Ben an email as soon as I saw this thread.
  7. WHAAAAAAAAAAAT? How does this make any sense? First off, plug your holes on defence if you are trying to better your team. Secondly, get ready for the TO Shit Show to commence in 3....2....1 Whatever Jerry Jones. You can call me later and laugh when Al Davis signs Michael Vick because we both know its coming.
  8. I voted and clearly not a cool kid.
  9. Quite the opposite from what I am reading.
  10. I dont even know what to say.
  11. So Jaimoe, since you think you like this move quite a bit, what you know about the hiring of interim CEO's?
  12. Oh, how I would uncork that...........
  13. Booche

    OJ Simpson

    So I bet you are all wondering what 'personal items' Juice went after in that armed robbery, for which he could be spending the rest of his life in jail. Hopefully anyways. - A football marked with "O.J. Simpson / Detroit Lions; 11/25/1976 NFL Record-273 yards rushing" - A football marked with "O.J. Simpson, 4 touchdowns, Bills 45, Patriots 31, 11/23/1975" - A football marked with "Juice 1000 yards, Bills 23, Chiefs 14, 10/29/1973" - A football marked with "O.J. Simpson Pro Football Hall of Fame 1969/1979-Inducted 8/3/1985" - A football marked with "Kodak All America Team, 1975" - A football marked with "O.J. Simpson Heisman 1968" - A football marked with "Juice 250 yards, Bills 31, Pats 13, 9/16/1973" - A football marked with "O.J. Simpson 2003 yards, 1973; 10,183 yards rushing, Hall of Fame 1985" - 164 photographs from his last game at the University of Southern California in 1969 - 140 photographs of Simpson with the Buffalo Bills 14 photographs called Simpson/Heisman - Framed All American Football Award - Framed AFL Award - Bag containing 23 Joe Montana lithographs
  14. Oooooh how I love their speed. That breakout goal to tie the game at 2 was a thing of beauty. And Komisaurus has his first of the year thanks to Upshall.
  15. Ratdog's most recent setlist: Jam > Help on the Way > Slipknot! > Loser > Bird Song > Loose Lucy > Bertha, Looks Like Rain, A Hard Rain's A-Gonna Fall, West L.A. Fadeaway > Ashes and Glass > Stuff > Morning Dew E: Not Fade Away :::cough coverband cough:::
  16. SAME NIGHT??? Oooooooh, you are fuuuuucked buddy if it is close to AJ's. I am so sneaking off from my party around midnight.
  17. WSP still sucks more than Sheer Panic.
  18. I was stoned to the tits watching that game and saw some wide-open shit with some insane penalties. Tanguay has perfect eyes while Kovalev may play as he did last season. I wish Derek Roy was on the Habs.
  19. You misunderstood my email. I was asking to be in a member of the band!
  20. Booche

    Cucumber salad

    My mom's a lesbian?
  21. That's what I was trying to imply Whitey. Thanks.
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