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Videotape'd?

...........melting........................ Note: Fuck all you that are pissed I dont have speakers.

Killer angles dude.

Feels like a Habs playoff game while you were in London. (That's as much online love as I can give you)

I was listening to Dire Straits before I cue'd this up.

Roll Call: Listening to Romeo and Juliet via Dire Straits?

Hahahaa. Caught, redhanded. I almost posted that story instead.

You can download off the internet now?

Stories. Pronto.

Isnt that just a fancy label for 'hippie'?

See you later if this is the case. And if it is, I cant make dinner Badams.

Two judges from the recent 2008 Olympics in Beijing have admitted that most of the time they haven’t the foggiest idea which of the athletes deserves the gold medal! Willing to speak only under condition of anonymity, Olympics gymnastics judge Peter Grigorio (a pseudonym), explains, “I can only describe the judges’ scoring sessions to be filled with chaos, shouting and confusion. We seldom agree on who’s best, and nine times out of ten, we choose the gold-medal winner simply by flipping a coin.†Grigorio estimates that a good 95 percent of this summer’s gold medal winners were chosen either by a coin flip, the rock-paper-scissors game or by playing Eeny-Meenie-Miney-Moe. “And in almost every one of these cases, it could easily have gone to the second or third place finisher. After a while, we judges get so tired, hungry and horny, we just want to get it over with and go home.†Aquatics judge Pamela Polopoulos (a pseudonym) adds, “Many times, during the scoring process, we judges will even pick up the phone and call our friends and relatives at home to ask who they think is best. My grandmother helped me choose the platform, springboard and synchronized diving gold medalists this year, even though she is legally blind.â€

PONTIAC, Mich. — Twenty-seven years after his mysterious disappearance from a Michigan restaurant, Jimmy Hoffa has been found — as a shrunken head! The legendary labor leader’s smoked, leathery, wrinkled 5-inch noggin was purchased for $22.95 by a retired Teamster at a Miami souvenir shop in June. Lou Terkel, 75, says he recognized his old union president immediately. “I couldn’t believe my eyes,†says Terkel, who took it back home to Michigan and promptly called the FBI. Forensic experts compared DNA from Hoffa’s hair found in the car in which he took his last ride and say it’s a match. Hoffa’s disappearance in July 1975 has been the subject of a massive FBI investigation. He was declared legally dead in 1985. Theories about his body’s location range from landfills to the Giants Stadium in East Rutherford, N.J. The Florida shop owner, says he “inherited†the head from his dead uncle, who also was a prominent voodoo priest in Miami. But how and why the head came to be shrunken and where the rest of Hoffa’s body lies remain a mystery.

This is becoming more hilarious than the actual bit.

Even more hilarious? Someone having to explain to the stoner why the stoner joke is supposed to be funny.

I didnt mean to sound so literal but AD gets the gist of it.

There's a lady I know If I didn't know her She'd be the lady I didn't know. And my lady, she went downtown She bought some broccoli She brought it home. She's chopping broccoli Chopping broccoli Chopping broccoli Chopping broccoli She's chopping broccoli She's chopping broccoli She's chop.. ooh! She's chopping broccola-ah-ie!

Hey Ollie, How many people in this thread actually bought it?

[color:purple]Dryden's equipment is too small compared to what he used to play with.

The best thing about Radiohead is that they can play a show for 20 to 50 thousand people and still make it feel intimate. No one else does that.

I've dry humped my cock for the past few days based on those screenshots. Gamehendge forum?

I dare you to tell that to the Dutch.

(F) Screwed over all of his bandwagon jumpings by cheering for the Blue Jays in 1992 and 1993.

Let me sleep on it. Baby, baby let me sleep on it. Let me sleep on it and Ill give you an answer in the morning.