Booche

I have a completely hedonistic friend of a friend who was lucky enough to attend a swank "gangbang" in New York City. He is a trustfund kid who grew up fantastically wealthy. Loves, loves, loves to party. Hard. Always has; always will. And why not? Doesn’t really have a care in the world. Hangs out with artists, musicians and actors. Keeps an apartment in Manhattan as well as a few other locations. Apparently, that’ll get you on some magical list for some crazy shiat in NYC. Unfortunately, though, sometimes what’s worth a vicious wank in theory does not necessarily equate to a great time in practice. So he’s at this fancy swingers party, a complete novice -- really, the heterosexual orgy crowd can’t be that big, now can it? -- sitting a little nervously in a chair, naked as a jaybird. (Drop the underoos at the door, thems the rules). Meanwhile, Caligula is being acted out all around him. Eventually, this couple move into his vicinity. The guy, described as a six-foot-five-Thor-God, is feverishly working over some model on all fours from behind. Noticing that my friend is glancing in their direction, in the spirit of the party, Thor booms, "Blow him!" -- while pointing at our naked, apprehensive hero. (That was always the funniest part of the story for me, the way he repeated the phrase "Blow him!" So short and authoritative. No room for interpretation. No "hello", no "so my name is Gunter", no "so what do you do"... just "Blow him!" Thor done laid down the law. In baritone. With a finger point to clear up any possibility of ambiguity). Not wanting to upset the God Of Thunder (but more likely just happy about the events) the model complies. And my friend just loses himself in it. With all the visual stimulation going on around him, and this gorgeous face worshiping in his lap, however, he doesn’t last long. Without any warning or moaning indication, he releases in the model’s mouth. And utterly tramples all over the first, sacred rule of the gangbang. Apparently, when not wearing a condom, groupsex etiquette demands that you warn frequently prior to the money shot, so that your playmate has the opportunity to do whatever s/he feels comfortable with regarding the load. Needless to say, our hero pisses off the model, and the ensuing tongue lashing (of a quite different sort) grabs the attention of the whole party -- which is not that easy to do under the circumstances. Lo, my friend’s tragic pleas of ignorance did not save him from their naked fury. He had to madly bumble around the party grabbing his clothes while yelling "I’m sorry! I’m sorry! I didn’t know!", before running out the door. Moral of the story: it’s best to know the ground rules.

Wow. If you had Ollie's mindset you would have immediately left the concert and bitched about the White Stripes as well as the Molson Amphitheater the rest of your life, swearing never to return to either. I am happy to see you could still smell the roses.

Well, it would be if you stopped staring at Meg's rack!

Interesting...............

I cant post my own fucking pictures Bradley, thank you very much!

I believe he is now essentially signed by Buffalo so that is it.

Bold or queer?

Well, that was facking quick! Alright Lowe. Give the same contract offer the Michael Ryder.

Dude, they cant do that. The fans would come streaming with clubs afire. Talk about a revolution! My one buddy is a Sabres fan and he has been taking this off-season VERY rough so far. This will put him over the edge.

^^^ setlist fairy

I will be VERY surprised if they dont match this ridiculous offer.

HOLYFUCKINGCRAP! That's unbelievable. Lowe must be seriously pissed off.

http://littleroom.whitestripes.net/

Happy bday. Get in touch with me and I will take you to lunch you fucking cock.

Ricciardi has harsh words regarding AJ Burnett I am not really sure how I feel about this but I can say that I dont like JP's method.

Thanks Pete. This sure makes it somewhat easier for not having been able to attend. I am going to have sweet visions of New Rider dancing in my head.

You've got a job you cheap bastard.

[color:purple]Bettman is sooooooooooooo evil. Canadian Press 7/5/2007 12:12:01 PM NASHVILLE, Tenn. (AP) - A group of Nashville businessmen has submitted a bid to buy the Predators, joining at least two other potential buyers vying for the NHL team. The group, led by David Freeman, chief executive officer of 36 Venture Capital, and Herb Fritch, CEO of HealthSpring Inc., has not said how much it has offered in an attempt to try to keep the team in Nashville. "We've signed a confidentiality agreement and we really can't comment on it," Fritch said Thursday. The group submitted the bid earlier this week, he said. Predators spokesman Gerry Helper declined to comment about the Nashville group's bid for the team. "Until and unless we have a binding agreement in sight, we're not going to comment on the status of the ownership situation," Helper said. The Predators, third in the NHL with 110 points last season, were put in play when current owner Craig Leipold announced in May that he had signed a letter of intent to sell the franchise to Canadian billionaire Jim Balsillie for US$220 million. Leipold said his team has lost $70 million in 10 years of ownership. Soon after making his offer, Balsillie started a process to move the Predators to Hamilton if low ticket sales allowed the Predators out of their lease with the arena in Nashville following the sale's completion. Last week, Leipold asked the NHL to hold off its consideration of the deal until he reached a binding agreement with Balsillie, who is co-CEO of BlackBerry maker Research in Motion Ltd. Instead, Leipold is reportedly pursuing a bid from San Jose, Calif.-based venture capitalist William (Boots) Del Biaggio III - originally estimated at $190 million. Del Biaggio, who owns a minority stake in the NHL's San Jose Sharks, has an ownership agreement in place with Kansas City's Sprint Center to bring a team there. Del Biaggio did not immediately return phone calls on Thursday seeking comment about the Nashville group's bid to buy the Predators. Richard Rodier, Balsillie's lawyer, could not be immediately reached on Thursday regarding the Nashville group's bid. Fritch would not say how many Nashville investors are involved in the group's attempt to buy the Predators but said they want the team to stay in the city because it's good for the "community economically, the quality of life." "I've been a season ticket holder for a number of years and enjoy hockey and the Predators," said Fritch, a northern Minnesota native who's lived in Nashville for nearly 12 years. "During hockey season, that's one of the major things my wife and I look forward to. We'd feel like Nashville was a lot less desirable place if the Predators weren't around."

I just submitted a holiday request. Barrymores eh? Awesome.

The closest I can come is the 100 mile long hotdog.

You said it pal!

Mac the labtop Cully.

Its in the preliminary stages of being announced.

Rumoured - Thornton traded to the Sens for Gerber, Alfie and Redden?

No plea is even close to 8 years and a no-trade clause.