Homer: Oh, stupid movies! [bangs projector] Who invented these dumb things anyway? Was it you, Bart? Lisa: It was Thomas Edison, Dad. Bart: I thought he invented the light bulb. Lisa: That too. He also invented the phonograph, the microphone, and the electric car. Homer: No one man can do all that. You're a liar, honey, a dirty rotten liar. Abe: Finish her! Finish her! Lisa: It's true. I read it at a placemat at a restaurant. Homer: Really? A restaurant? Well, now I don't know what to think.