Booche

This is all the advice you need: Treat a lady like a bitch and a bitch like a lady.

Homer: [sophisticated] Um, I'm looking for something in an after-dinner burrito. [Apu begins nuking a Strawberrito.] Apu: You'll have it in 45 seconds, sir. To pass the time, please enjoy this novelty pen. [He hands Homer a nudie woman pen.] Homer: Why would I wanna look at a pen with a-- *gasp* Oh no, her clothes are coming off! [Covers his eyes, but takes a peek.] Heh heh, hey! You know who would love this? .......Men.

No matter how you spell it, the NBA is dull.

Happy bday. Like Barrett said. It's time to go to bed.

He should call it ChewBaklava.

You make me love you more every day. Goodnight Snookums.

Hey Dima. Here is the music I would put on if we fucked. Don’t tell Jaimoe though. He might become annoyed that you are ‘stealing’ music from the Allman Bros. (4-cd Dreams box set), but once he realized you would never hear this anyways, he’ld calm down like Dan Marino behind a pair of Isotoner gloves. You Don’t Love Me > Soul Serenade

Thumper, even if I dont make it I think you should check them out. Don Lucey would dig them.

I've got to admit this, the ending of that last episode was really entertaining (stupid HAS to watch 24 because the wife loves it).

I just sat in on the latest writing session for 24! It went like this: "Ok guys, we need to make something happen." "I have an idea. Why dont we get one of the enemies to kidnap Jack, and then have CTU reconfigure the satellites to try and find him?" "GREAT IDEA!" The final scripted version looks like this: Micheal: The job got botched and they took Jack as a hostage! Diane: Oh my! Chloe, get those satellites repositioned so we can follow that van! Chloe (sarcastic voice): Oh, you mean like what I am already doing?

*burp*

No worries here, especially with you lippy Sens fans, all high and mighty because of some 12 game run.

DaveO and DaveyBoy necked at a highschool dance?

Kent: This reporter's opinion is for our lard-laden lads to shape up. Get out and try fun activities like military service, franetic dancing, or good old fasioned pee-wee football. Homer: There you go, Bart! Pee-wee football will melt away those unsightly pounds and inches. Bart: Yeah, but I could get seriously hurt! Homer: Then its settled. % At the Flanders house, Rod, Todd and Ned are sat on the couch. Todd: We don't have to play football, do we, daddy? Ned: Ho ho ho, you betcha. Team sports will keep you away from temptations like rock music and girls. Both: Yaaay!

"Trey, didnt you used to play in a band called Bad Hat?"

Excellent work Barrett, although low-balling these stoned hippies is sometimes easier than having scrambled eggs for supper and putting hot sauce on them.

They'll make up for it as soon as Spezza puts his jersey back on.

I watched tonights game with Adam, my next door Aussie neighbour who happens to be a Wings fan. Hasek is still positionally sound and was square to all of Ryder's shots. He also can still give up rebounds that are'nt rebounds. Those are passes. Our boys aint looking so good when they dont get 9 PP's a game. If you are going to have a dip in the season, and everyone does, this is the time to do it provided you come on strong for the playoffs.

MY NEW DADDY! (Thank the Lord it aint StnMtn.....no offence buddy)

Welcome. It was nice to meet you even though it was a brief "hello"

Hilarious.

Jesus fuck. You call yourself a hockey-fan? I should no longer be surprised you switched allegiances.

Try and score Pete's (weirdness) source for the audio whenever you decide to put all the video together for editting. The dude running the third camera was on the opposite side of the stage for night 2.