Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try -------------------------- Mr.Burns: Quick Smithers. Bring the mind eraser device! Smithers:You mean the revolver, sir? Mr.Burns: Precisely -------------------------- Homer: Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get -------------------------- Bart: Mom, can we go Catholic so we can get communion wafers and booze?