Davey Boy 2.0

If his wedding song choice was... Sleeping Monkey perhaps you best stay away

Noble!

way ahead of ya, son

A record number of low-slung pants are apparently causing crowds shuffling toward Toronto's Hip Hop Summit to hold up traffic on...

I'll bring some gold bond over tomorrow for ya

i could use my toenails trimmed

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/03/30/ufo-royal-wedding-aliens_n_842749.html

rock and roll!

I heard zerk is a much safer alternative anyway

It happened long before Al Gore created the Internet though, llama t'boot ta boot!!

sounds like she's grown a pair [color:#cccccc]unlike you

The next round of smoke and mirrors for Charlie will be the instruments that send him into bona fide rehab, I suspect

'Burlesque naked beauties read passages from books by the likes of Oscar Wilde and Russell Brand to a sell-out audience at the European premiere of hit US show Naked Girls Reading. After hearing extracts from the likes of Wilde's The Picture Of Dorian Gray, Evelyn Waugh's Vile Bodies and Brand's Booky Wook 2, one guest simply said: "I'd definitely come again."' - Metro

rc: buying a case of lube- in the event

I told my doctor that i was addicted to Twitter, he said 'I don't follow you.'

But wait, there's more!!

hipster wannabe alert!!

dubstepping stone ?

...and priest collars

I'm not going to buy any stinkin Bluesfest tickets when I can just sit at this place and hear everything just fine

is Daze of You a Days of You cover band or summat?

maybe he should change it oh so slightly to Red Eyes Crying in the Rain then put visine in his eyes when he's done and walk out of the courthouse

Chatham gossip: never a letdown