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Davey Boy 2.0

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  1. Why don't they just come out and say it already. Drinking booze makes things more fun. No matter how boring or shitty they are. ::takes a sip while reading post::
  2. 'Need a condom in New York City? Help is at hand with a new iPhone app to help locate free sheaths in the Big Apple. A new 'NYC Condom Finder' mobile phone application was launched on Valentine's Day. The free app locates the five nearest venues that distribute the condoms provided by the health department, using the phone's global positioning system (GPS) technology. The app not only provides the opening hours for each venue but also directions by foot, car or public transport, as well as tips on how to use condoms. Dr Thomas Farley, the health commissioner, said: 'The NYC Condom Finder is a useful tool to ensure that New Yorkers have access to free condoms wherever they are in the city.' The NYC Condom Finder app is available to download on iPhones and the Android market' - Metro
  3. I think it's due to the cigar smoking Monahan's overall clout
  4. yeah the Asian guy and the gayer in the crowd look about ready to scream
  5. we won't be progressive until we allow festivallers to bring in 32 cans of beer each
  6. Ironic quote of the day "No one in his right mind can allow the country to be torn apart and to fall into the hands of madmen" - Muammar Gaddafi.
  7. Quote du jour "It's a shame we let the three points go" - Sergio Ramos straight after Real Madrid's 1-1 draw away at Lyon, perhaps explaining why his club are still struggling with the knock-out concept of the Champions League, which they have failed to negotiate for the last six years in a row.
  8. i heard if you cultivate your jenkem just right you can harvest enoki mushrooms that blow your mind
  9. love the maximum of 32 cans each part The fines collected from a RIDE program outta there would probably balance the budgets of every single southern state currently operating in the red. It'd probably also start another civil war but there's always trade-offs.
  10. who's fapping in whose face now?!?
  11. I'll take "You know how I know you're gay"? for $500, Alex
  12. we dubbed that game last night The Struggle of Ontario
  13. Booche's go-to song to rock out on the acoustic (& impress the ladies of course) used to be “Night Movesâ€. I'll see if can dig up a picture later
  14. I'll bet someone's under the table by now...
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