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Davey Boy 2.0

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  1. I am sure we went to many of the same shows and I am in the same rememberance boat as you. camel-towns'd sounds like you guys could get together, get a good "concert buzz" going and piece together 2010 state dependant learning, ftw
  2. I lent you $50 at one of those shows!
  3. 'He may look the part but, sadly, Phoenix Jones is no real-life superhero. The masked crusader, who likes to call himself the Guardian of Seattle, got into a little local difficulty and had his nose broken while trying to protect his beloved city. And the incident has prompted police to urge him and other self-styled saviours to hang up their capes before anyone gets seriously hurt. 'Does Superman get his ass kicked?' one detective - quite fairly - asked. 'These people should not be called superheroes.' Mr Jones - who parades around wearing tights, a mask and a skin-tight rubber suit with a bulletproof vest - was hurt while bravely (or stupidly) trying to break up a fight with a man who was armed with a gun. 'But he insisted his injury won't put him off fighting crime. 'If police aren't here, criminals feel free to run wild in my city,' the father of two said. 'And I'm not going to stand for it.' Mr Jones insisted he endangered his life 'with a reason and a purpose' and claimed he and other caped crusaders all had a military or martial arts background and knew what they were facing. His eight other colleagues revel in the monikers Thorn, Buster Doe, Green Reaper, Gemini, No Name, Catastrophe, Thunder 88 and Penelope. He is often driven around the city by a mystery woman; she doesn't bother with superhero garb' - Metro.
  4. Are you using an access database, Brad?
  5. I heard the use of 'Hullabaloo' the other day in prime time and I was mortified
  6. ... and that, kids, is how I got to where I am today!
  7. it's the Ottawa culture of entitlement
  8. You assholes don't know fuckall about football
  9. Okay and I'll bring a telephone pole that you can run headlong into
  10. only when i'm strapping the bird
  11. maybe if you weren't spanked you'd have an interest in pets, hell maybe you would've become a veterinarian or cured dog cancer!!
  12. We're going to try to get to one of these some day, CatPhish has kinfolk in the Kawartha Lakes area, doesn't look like much more than an hour's drive from there
  13. Would you pro-violence Skanks beat your pets too? If your goldfish isn't swimming the way you like do you throw the toaster into the tank? When your dog uses your pillow as a litterbox do thrash it to a bloody pulp with its own leash? Do your cats get doused with kerosene when they don't purr the right way? Hyperbole notwithstanding of course
  14. Krazee-Eyez Killa: If you say anything You'll beg me to die Cause I'll make you suck my dick Then I'll nut in your eye I'll stomp on your world As if my name was Godzilla I'm comin' for you, motha-fucka, I'm your Krazee-Eyez Killa! [end rap] Krazee-Eyez Killa: and then I'll look like this on the album [looks crazy] Larry David: I like it. But can I make one suggestion. How about lose the motherfucker. Cause you already said fuck before, you don't need two fucks. Instead how about bitch. Cause bitch is like a word for someone you disrespect.
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