Davey Boy 2.0

'A Nebraska teenager - dressed as a mobile breathalysing unit for a Halloween party - was pulled over on his way home and arrested for drink-driving. Matthew Nieveen, 19, of Lincoln, was arrested early on Monday for driving under the influence and being a minor in possession of alcohol. Nieveen drew the attention of patrol officers while driving erratically in his Ford F-150 - a large pick-up truck. It is not known whether the officers had a mobile breathalysing unit to test Nieveen, but they did find the incident ironic enough to include what he was wearing in their report. The charge sheet read: 'He was dressed as a PBT [preliminary breath testing] alcohol sensor and had been attending a Halloween party prior to the stop.' Despite police identifying Nieveen, they decided to obscure his face when handing out a photo of him still in his outfit post-arrest' - The Daily Mail

I might be wrong on this one, but I think the vacuum has been retired in 3.0; Dare to dream.

Comolli's signings include Gareth Bale and Benoit Assou-Ekotto. pretty hilarious, ollie :surprise:

What's for lunch today?

...with Fish doing all the vocals on his Hoover

Maicon got schooled, & I still have a hate-on for Lucio. A crime Inter didn't put more pressure on Hutton, Gallas and Kaboul, they looked shakey Loved how Zanetti looked over his shoulder to see Pavlychenko racing down the pitch for that 3rd goal and just gave up, completely stopped running. 37'd

go fück yourself, punk

barca should do better than that, really. 3 at least...

"Shall the voters for the City and County of Denver adopt an Initiated Ordinance to require the creation of an extraterrestrial affairs commission to help ensure the health, safety, and cultural awareness of Denver residents and visitors in relation to potential encounters or interactions with extraterrestrial intelligent beings or their vehicles, and fund such commission from grants, gifts and donations?" Yes___ No___

oh dear

Crazy stuff fo sho

how much do you want for them?

A man convicted in Kingston's Ontario Court of Justice of two break-ins will spend the next 45 weekends in jail. Court heard that Kevin P. Snyder, 29, broke into a vacant main floor apartment on Johnson Street around 6:30 a.m. in May, and his banging around woke up the tenants in the apartment above. When confronted, he claimed he was there to deliver a parcel, but then couldn't remember the delivery address. Fifteen minutes later, he entered an unlocked apartment in a building farther along the street and the tenant, who had stepped out briefly, found Snyder standing in his living room when he returned. Snyder told the man he was the landlord and had come there to look at the apartment. He then left, but the man noted that Snyder was looking in the windows of his parked motor vehicle as he departed. In response to calls about the intruder police arrived but when they attempted to question him, Snyder told them he was Russell Crowe, the actor, and requested they call the American lawyer Johnny Cochran for him, apparently unaware Cochran died in 2005. Justice Rommel Masse was told Snyder had been drinking. He sentenced the man to 90 days of intermittent jail and 12 months of probation.

What's zero doing there?!?

we tried your recipe on Friday, FbN- excellent stuff, thank you

It`s the kinda night where the older T or Ting crowd could`ve totally cashed in but I guess this is an Ottawa Senators town

noooooooooooo

kids these days are wimps, kangfirmed

Blaming ollie`s a good policy overall I think

scary-sassy!

Grayfolded's going on repeat on the outside stereo in a few minutes

Check this shiz out, btw

Don't forget to consume extra salt today to balance out the sugar, pholkes