Davey Boy 2.0

Who's that?

...and sausages are great when you're baked. [/full circle]

maybe someone should investigate you!

Is Modric injured?

( :chug: )

a striker is a striker, a midfielder is a midfielder I may be splitting hairs in that I know what you mean, but the correct term is attacking midfielder or withdrawn striker (who btw, traditionally wears the #9)

I was laughing more at the "midfield striker" thing, but come on- you yourself could score 12 in 16 appearances for Celtic against the likes of Motherwell, Dundee, Falkirk etc; nice dig though, "perhaps he could help you guys"

noob, confirmed

sounds like you got droopsy in snide your tent

why have you been many many times if it borders on suck

How about "Herman Fudge"?

nice sleuthing there, mon ami :surprise:

Well at least your van didn't explode into a satanic ball of hellfire

i hate how there's no 12:30 game, facking stupid

+ there was enough foreign substances spilled on that thing to render the eject button useless

Kingston woman has discovered that pot and pepper don't mix. Margaret M. Halladay, 23, was convicted in Kingston's Ontario Court of Justice of being unlawfully in a dwelling. In April, she and two men entered the north-end home of a family uninvited. Without warning, one of her companions sprayed the householders with pepper spray, despite a female occupant being pregnant. Court was told that Halladay and her buddies had originally gone to the address to buy marijuana, but the judge was told there was a history of animosity between the man who lived there and Halladay's pepper spray-packing friend. Halladay was credited with 10 days of pretrial custody, sentenced to a further 10 days in jail and 18 months of probation after that.

Mike's just confused coz in Quebec backpack'd has an entirely different connotation :surprise:'d

A 38-year-old City of Kawartha Lakes man face charges after a brief pursuit involving a golf cart east of Lindsay on Thursday. An officer on patrol on Centreline Rd. tried to pull over the vehicle about 9:05 p.m. by turning on their lights and siren, but the cart driver didn't stop, City of Kawartha Lakes OPP stated. The driver to Evergreen Bay Drive and entered an ATV trail, police said. The officer followed on foot and eventually arrested the cart driver a short distance away. Robert Ladouceur was charged with flight from police, three counts of driving while disqualified, driving while under suspension and driving without insur- ance. He was to appear in Lindsay court on Friday.

A 40-year-old Camden-area man suffered nonlife threatening injuries after he was hit by a horse Wednesday evening. Chatham-Kent police said the man was run over by the animal shortly after 6 p.m. on a Pavey Line property. When police arrived, he was conscious and breathing. He was treated at hospital and released, police said.

I heard LowRoller and Jaimoe are going to have each other on speed dial as of Oct 17

Esau 1 the Coug 0

The inability of a man to adhere to conditions of probation has led a judge to relax those restrictions to give the man a better chance of success. Patrick M. Bradley, 49, was convicted on two late April violations of the probation he received in early March. Though he was required to abstain from alcohol and street drugs under the terms of his probation, Bradley was observed sitting on a low stone wall at Princess and Clergy streets drinking from a whiskey bottle. His lawyer said Bradley believes drinking alcohol is preferable to taking drugs and Justice Rommel Masse was convinced to vary his probation accordingly. His new probation permits him to drink, but requires that Bradley not consume or be under the influence of alcohol in public. Bradley was credited with 33 days of pretrial custody, sentenced to time served and placed on probation for 12 months.

Yeah well i'm going to start a new thread for every town/city now am I? that'd be something that someone like this guy would do A 48-year-old drug addict with what assistant Crown attorney Gerard Laarhuis described as a significant record, has been sentenced to five years in penitentiary for two home invasions that were simultaneously pathetic, bizarre and frightening for his downtown student victims. Phillip Hickey received the sentence Tuesday after pleading guilty to two counts of armed robbery, possession of an imitation handgun for the purpose of committing an indictable offence and having his face masked during the commission of a crime. Hickey told Justice Rommel Masse he'd lived with the guilt, "it's out on the table now and I can get on with my life." Laarhuis said both robberies targeted Queen's University students who, trusting in the security of their community, didn't keep their doors locked. In the first instance, around 11 p.m. on Feb. 7, the prosecutor told the judge Hickey simply walked into an Earl Street house occupied by three students. According to Laarhuis, he had on a black balaclava covering his face and was wearing surgical gloves and packing what looked like a black pistol -- actually a pellet gun -- when he suddenly confronted the students. He herded them into the living room and demanded all of their money and drugs. The students didn't have any drugs and Laarhuis said at least one started to cry. They offered him their debit cards and PIN numbers, begging him to leave. Eventually, pooling their resources, Masse was told they were able to scratch together $40, and Hickey finally agreed to go after stripping them of two cellphones. Before Hickey left, however, Laarhuis said he became bizarrely solicitous, cautioning the students to stay away from drugs. Later, they found the cellphones he'd taken dumped behind their couch. Six days later, Hickey went prowling again, this time slipping in through the unlocked side door of a Brock Street student residence. Making his way to one of the upper floors, Laarhuis said he walked into the bedroom of one of the six male occupants of the house -- face masked, hands inside latex gloves inside black Red Zone gloves, gun in hand. He told his victim he wanted cash, cigarettes and drugs, but he ended up stealing the younger man's jewelry before binding him to a chair with a pair of jeans. Hickey then went downstairs, according to the Crown, where he cornered a second student in his bedroom, repeated his demands for cash, smokes and drugs, and stole his victim's BlackBerry and the keys to his Volkswagen before tying him to a chair as well, again using clothing as bindings. Laarhuis said one of the victims later recounted to police that the robber temporized about what he was doing, telling him: "I'm just looking for money. I'm in a tough spot. I need cash." The victim remembered the intruder's messy appearance, his mouth slimy with sticky spittle, his nose running. He told police he'd offered the robber a tissue to blow his nose and that Hickey fumbled noticeably through the mechanics of tying him up. Both victims in the second robbery recalled Hickey asking questions about how many people lived in their house, whether any of them were female and "any of them big guys?" He asked his second victim who the biggest guy in the house was and Laarhuis said that when Hickey was told that he'd already found him on the floor above, Hickey's response was apparent surprise. He told the student "you guys need to work out more." He also lectured the two young men in the Brock Street house about not using drugs, and collected their cellphones, but told them he was doing it only to keep them from calling police. He assured them they'd find their phones in the morning, which they did. Hickey got away in both cases, but, Masse was told, two months later on April 19, Kingston Police received an anonymous tip pointing them in Hickey's direction and supplying enough detail about the crimes that the call was taken seriously. A search warrant was subsequently obtained for Hickey's home, where the pellet gun and other items linking him to the crimes were subsequently recovered. Hickey was arrested and detained in custody. Hickey's criminal record includes prior convictions for robbery and assault. In this instance, Laarhuis told the judge the accounts of the victims might suggest that he was trying to rob his victims gently, but he quickly pointed out that's an oxymoron. "Perhaps it's more reflective of the depths Phillip Hickey has sunk to in carrying out crimes." he told Masse. The prosecutor reminded the judge that regardless of his demeanour "he's traumatizing people." "People are crying." He also told the judge it was an aggravating factor Hickey preyed on Queen's students because "they tend to be a trusting lot, as shown by the unlocked doors." Hickey's defence lawyer, Lawrence Silver, who joined in recommending the five-year prison sentence, noted that the last time Hickey came out of prison, he put himself through the Harbour Light program in an attempt to beat his addictions. He assured Masse that Hickey really does want help with his drug problem.

WOMAN CHARGED WITH ASSAULT, PUBLIC NUDITY A 40-year-old Kingston woman is facing charges after she repeatedly slugged a male companion before staging an impromptu striptease for police officers. The highly intoxicated, naked woman was arrested Saturday just after 7 p.m. in the parking lot of a west end shopping plaza. Police say the woman and a man walked past a parked police cruiser and officers saw the woman punch her male companion in the face several times. When an officer tried to intervene, the woman became irate and inexplicably began tearing off her clothes until she was buck naked, despite the officer's entreaties for her to stop the stripping. The unclothed woman yelled at the officer for good measure. He finally convinced her to put her clothes back on and she was arrested. She's charged with assault and public nudity. Police said the male victim was not seriously hurt. The woman was one of 11 people charged over the weekend in Kingston with public intoxication.