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Davey Boy 2.0

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  1. yeah fack those losers
  2. Davey Boy 2.0

    BEER!!

    'Brewers have invented a beer laced with cheese to help amorous boozers perform after a night on the tiles. The brew promises a 'positive and healthy' response even after a skinful. "My wife can't have any objection to me spending the night down the pub now," said one drinker in Bregenz. One risk which could break the mood though might be the drinker's breath after a night of cheesy booze. So drinkers be weary to take a toothbrush out to the pub with them' - Metro.
  3. John Uren of Powell River, B.C., remembers George Steinbrenner, who died on July 13. Being a long-time Boston Red Sox fan, I wasn't a big fan of the Yankees or Mr. Steinbrenner. But also as a thoroughbred horse racing fan I was aware of his successful Kinsmen Stable and of his attempt in the mid-1980s to revive horse racing and Tampa Bay Downs racetrack in his own backyard. He spent a lot of money refurbishing the facility. Each winter I left my South Carolina base to meet up with Canadian friends in Florida to attend some spring-training games. One year on my way down I stopped by Tampa Bay Downs to see the changes. By accident I ran into Mr. Steinbrenner walking through the stands. I introduced myself and told him what a great job he was doing. He was, as always, smartly dressed and very genial to a total stranger. Next day it happened that the game my friends and I attended was the Boston Red Sox and New York Yankee clash, in Lakeland. We had box seats. Early in the game, Mr. Steinbrenner walked by and said, 'Hello John.' Imagine my surprise and that of my friends. Suddenly George wasn't such a villain after all.
  4. Chatham-Kent police said an intoxicated 43-year-old Chatham man was found passed out near the Black Bridge in Chatham Tuesday afternoon around 3 p.m. Police said the unconscious man was on the railway tracks east of the bridge. Police said the man was arrested and released into the custody of his father.
  5. A 38-year-old Chatham man is charged with dangerous driving after allegedly burning rubber and doing a doughnut in front of Chatham-Kent police Wednesday afternoon. Police said officers were conducting radar enforcement on Longwoods Road just outside Riverside Estates. The accused allegedly drove up to the front gate entrance and laid down a track of rubber, squealed his tires and did his stunt. The accused told officers that he was on private property and there was nothing they could do, police said. He was charged and police remind citizens that criminal driving offences are applicable anywhere, including on private property. Const. Ron Tricker said the dangerous driving charge was warranted in this case because of where the offence took place. "This was the front parking lot of a community," he said, noting people and vehicles can be expected to be coming and going in that area. He said demolition derbys and off-roading in a field aren't usually considered dangerous driving because the activity is contained and there isn't that expectation of members of the public getting in harm's way.
  6. Not terribly uncommon, as it turns out
  7. ...as opposed to the rational fear of rabbits
  8. It's true this thread, it might be achin' But one's man's pig is another man's bacon
  9. AD got fired from that position For breath that smelled like he'd been fishin
  10. Beekeepers aplenty in this town or maybe he could hook up with Bouchon le Clown
  11. Alas I'm all out of KY Jelly Maybe you can rest on Schwa's pillow-belly
  12. Hull they say, a shangri la where you can transform into your avatar
  13. High ceilings, studio/loft Loud music apparently gets you off
  14. a journey of a thousand free pizzas begins with one, Velvet. I'll be up til about 10:37 tonight.
  15. yeah i decided to bring the dredges of my liquor cabinet thankfully i left the Patron in the freezer
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