Davey Boy 2.0

gentlemonkey had closed his eyes and taken a deep breath. He always closed his eyes when he did his deepest thinking. Suddenly his eyes opened. "How much alcohol had you consumed the last time you took the trash out to the curb?"

someone call Sally Kimball

i heard that yuo can change their outfits, hairstyles, add accessories and everything

I think Barack and Anne would be honoured to know that they share this day with you, Mike

faaaack...tricky decision first 2/3 LFC games on Setanta, same with Arse, it seems

I propose that from here on in the birthday boy/girl receives one insult from every well wisher. The more creatively appropriate the better PS- ollie's birthday's coming up quick

Happy birthday mon ami I've got a carton of smokes for you for your special day!

mine didn't cool off til my mid to late 20s

And if you rearrange the letters of "Joy" you get OJ- Y [why]? ::nods head slowly::

sounds like you could've made it Sunday night albeit stinking of bathroon detergent

taste a bit like shark fin, i find

Coach for the chop? Last month, The Guardian reports, the players on North Korea's World Cup soccer team (three losses, no wins) "were summoned to an auditorium of the working people's culture palace in Pyongyang, forced onstage and subjected to a six-hour barrage of criticism for their poor performance in South Africa, according to the U.S.-based Radio Free Asia. . . . The 'grand debate' was reportedly witnessed by 400 athletes and sports students, and the country's sports minister, Ri Dong-kyu, a sports commentator for the North's state-run Korean Central TV, led the reprimands, pointing out the shortcomings of each player, South Korean media said. In true Stalinist style, the players were then 'invited' to mount verbal attacks on their coach, Jung-hun. The coach was reportedly accused of betraying the leader's son, Kim Jong-un, who is expected to take over from his ailing father as leader of the world's only communist dynasty. Radio Free Asia quoted the source as saying he had heard that Kim Jung-hun had been sent to work on a building site and there were fears for his safety." Paul's next gigs "World Cup oracle Paul the Octopus is poised for a new career - as an Elvis Presley impersonator," Orange News UK reports. "The psychic sea creature became a global star after 'predicting' the correct outcome of all Germany's matches in South Africa. . . . Now he is to be turned into an Elvis Presley tribute act by his new agent, Chris Davies, from Tenbury Wells, Worcestershire. 'One of the most exciting things is that he has a record deal in place for an album, called Paul the Octopus Sings Elvis,' said Mr. Davies. 'There are books being written, a range of octopus toys are coming out this Christmas and there's even a new iPhone app.'"

sounds like someone needs a weekend away with the Boys

praps

I heard Legitimately Dosed is a semi-successful Ratdog cover band in the Bay area

Han Solo Recipe Ingredients My Bar 3/4 oz Vodka 3/4 oz Triple Sec 1 oz Bourbon 3/4 oz Gin 3/4 oz Rum 1 oz Wild Turkey 101 2 oz Sweet and Sour Mix

that's some great cover art, fersure

I've got the WNBA playoffs 2006 to watch

Tariff #3 in particular looks like it could complicate things for owners of cabarets, cafes, clubs, cocktail bars, dining rooms, lounges, restaurants, roadhouses, taverns and similar establishments. My question is whether or not it will discourage live music in small venues? Perhaps there are various hoops already in place that don't impact the *scene* and this'll just be a slightly different process dig it http://canadagazette.gc.ca/rp-pr/p1/2010/2010-07-31/html/sup1-eng.html

that was probably the cleanest he'd been in weeks

OPP officers from Chatham-Kent and the Essex County OPP Criminal Investigation Unit and Essex OPP Community Drug Action team arrested two males allegedly transporting drugs on Thursday. Chatham-Kent OPP received a complaint around 10 a.m. of a vehicle travelling eastbound on Highway 401 with marijuana plants in the back seat of a tan Lincoln EXC. The vehicle was located on Park Avenue West and Berry Street in Chatham, resulting in the arrest of two males, 18 and 19, from Lakeshore. OPP said the two accused face charges of possession and cultivation of a controlled drug and substance over 30 grams. The marijuana plants with an approximate value of $1,500, were seized. The accused were released with a promise to appear in court on Sept. 9 in Chatham.

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pfft, suzie

I heard if you chug it the squirrel tells you that you're "nutty"