Davey Boy 2.0

Nice' date=' how many times has Booche hooked himself onto that milking station? A picture of him trying to milk his mantits just doesn't seem that surprising..[/quote'] that's not where he hooks it up (chug!)

1 chug whenever jaimoe talks TV or about urban issues in Toronto 1 chug whenever someone fails at posting a picture or video 1 chug whenever bradm breaks down the finer points of the rules to this game

'A method actor was rushed to hospital after he collapsed on stage while drinking real vodka to give a convincing portrayal of a Russian drunk. Marc Schulze, 36 - appearing in 'Moscow - Petushki' by Russian satirist Venedict Yerofeyev in Frankfurt, Germany - had downed one shot after another during the course of the show. But the audience realised something was wrong when he started missing his lines and staring blankly at other actors. 'One theatre-goer said: "He was turning in a very realistic performance and it looked really impressive. I was amazed at how good his drunken staggering was and how he was slurring his words. But as the performance went on he started to miss lines and looked really confused and the audience could tell there was something wrong. Then he just collapsed." Now he has been ordered by producers to stick to water in future shows'

1 chug if you suspect that Velvet's had to pause to reflect on what voice to use in a post: paid or unpaid

I heard some next gen 3-D tellys will come with a wetsuit

that's why, when someone asks me for advice I tell the exact opposite of what I actually think they should do also i'd say 7 times out of 10 when someone asks for advice they're really looking for validation of their own psychotic, misguided, self-interested perspective (not you though, Sean)

porn addicts are people too, jaimoe. feel free to join our facebook group, but don't let your kids anywhere near the computer once you've signed on i would speculate that HD wouldn't do the majority of local newscasters any favours anyway and i think you mean CKWS, jaimoe. HD wouldn't particularly help a radio station

this game is easy!

Rules (please add to them as you see fit): 1 chug whenever I make an cheeky sexual allusion 1 chug whenever Booche mildly insults anyone 1 chug whenever Schwa. mentions burning man 1 chug whenever Bouche tells someone that technology is the answer 1 chug whenever AD gets all semantic on someone's ass 1 chug whenever Your Truly posts something too long and meandering to read 1 chug whenever ollie seems to play devil's advocate 1 chug whenever bouche posts immediately after Ms.Hux or vice versa 1 chug whenever Mr.Big Time defends Carey Price 1 chug whenever Mark Tonin talks about smiling, 1 extra chug if he ties it in with dancing 1 chug whenever Esau is boozing before 10:00, 1 extra chug for every hour before 10:00 he's tippling 1 chug whenever Patchuolia offers up a freebie 1 chug whenever Jaydawg hypes a band 1 chug whenever Shainhouse tells us what city he's in 1 chug whenever BradM announces a new download available I'm sure I could go on 1 chug for each of nibbler's on-the-verge-of-being-institutionalized conspiracy theories

back in my day "cow shares" had a whole other meaning

steve's hair just got a bit more grey

When I go out I can see the world from inside Without a doubt I can shake my head and scream and shout [because] I can't take it no more I can't stand it no more Who's laughin' at me? Through the night Was the giant sleeping? The endless flight O the mystery's for keeping [because] I can't take it no more I can't stand it no more Who's staring at me I gotta say - Chorus: Pull up your sox You're the boy in the box What did the rebel say? When the wolf cried "fox" To the boy in the box Will you come out to play One, two (Spoken) You can't get enough Three, four Open up the door Six, five Alive is the boy in the box [i gotta say] Chorus And no-one talks To the boy in the box When the world cried "fox" to the boy in the box One, two I can't get enough Three, four Open up the door Six, five Alive is the boy in the box Like a boy in the box The boy in the box Like a boy in the box

love the Balvenie, fave at the "cheapish" price point

sounds like the time Mr.BigTime went to see the midget lesbian strippers at KamaSutra...

If I owned a restaurant I'd have a proroguie special until mar 3rd

I have been looking for a breakfast vodka

Kirk McCambley was 19 when he began an affair with Iris Robinson, the wife of Northern Ireland's First Minister. Chafing under the woman's constant attention, Mr. McCambley decided to break it off with Mrs. Robinson (yes, that's her real name). And how did this young gent end things? He told her he had testicular cancer and could no longer have sex with her, the Irish Independent reported.

because only a few hundred thread-starting freaks watch these telecasts due to the Internet, the availablility of better/more channels and of course crystal meth

i think we should drop some bombs into inactive volcanoes to get those muthafuckas cookin

Jamie Oliver reduced to tears as America's fattest city resists his latest healthy eating crusade Television chef Jamie Oliver was reduced to tears during his latest efforts to convert an Amercian community to healthy eating. The usually upbeat good food crusader broke down after he met serious resistance while shooting scenes for his new series, Jamie Oliver's Food Revolution. More than half the residents of the country's fattest city, Huntington, West Virginia, are obese but most were blatantly uninterested in the chef's advice. He sobbed as he said: 'They don't understand me. They don't know why I'm here. A production source told the Sun: 'His tears was the lowest we've ever seen Jamie. 'He is normally so upbeat but the scale of this challenge got to him. Everywhere he turned, he was face with obstacles. 'People were outwardly hostile to some of the ideas he put forward. 'He felt so alone and thought at times of packing the whole thing in.' Some members of the local press warned him to steer clear of their community. One radio presenter blasted: 'We don't want to sit around and eat lettuce all day. 'I don't think Jamie has anything that can change this town. He can try all he wants.' Jamie was also left flabbergasted after he asks a group of school children to identify vegetables, mistaking tomatoes for potatoes. worth it for the caption below the last photo

it's in his jeans

Wonder how much this is going to cost the Neviller?

it was definitely a foul, the only question is whether it happened inside or outside the 18 yd box anyway

does this guy count?