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Davey Boy 2.0

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  1. throw in the Road Apples and I'm there
  2. maybe if start with a banning for him in rich stadium, then see what happens from there
  3. theme: songs about (or referring to) a menage a trois 1. David Crosby - Triad 2. Slow Nerve Action - Only Pros (actually refers to DVDA, but lets not split hairs) 3. Ruff Endz - Threesome 4. Prince - It Takes 3 5. Peaches - Two Guys (For Every Girl) 6. Beach Boys - Surf City 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12.
  4. Actual Science Tests Report... These are reputedly real answers to questions on science tests. When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide. Water is composed of two gins, oxygin and hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water. Nitrogen is not found in Ireland because it is not found in a free state. When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire. Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes, and caterpillars. Before giving a blood transfusion, find out if the blood is affirmative or negative. The moon is a planet just like the Earth, only it is even deader. The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects. A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct it is. For fainting: Rub the person's chest, or, if it's a lady, rub her arm above the hand. Or put her head between the knees of the nearest medical doctor. Equator: a menagerie lion running around Earth through Africa. Rhubarb: a kind of celery gone bloodshot. The skeleton is what is left after the insides have been taken out and the outsides have been taken off. The purpose of the skeleton is so that there is something to hitch the meat to. To remove dust from the eye, pull the eye down over the nose. The body consists of three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abominable cavity. The brainium contains the brain. The borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abominable cavity contains the bowels, of which there are five - A, E, I, O, and U.
  5. or like when you're trying to have a nice little washroom wank after lunch and people keep coming in to the stall beside you and saying "What's all that noise" and you're like "duh" i hate that
  6. Is that the place where they do ass grooming?
  7. #70. Theme: Songs about work, or with 'work' in the title. 1. Jurassic 5 - Work It Out 2. Frank Zappa - Dong Work For Yuda Lyrics 3. Frank Zappa - Brown Shoes Don't Make It 4. Rush - Workingman 5. Joel Plaskett Emergency - Work Out Fine 6. Bob Dylan - Maggie's Farm 7. String Cheese Incident - Work 8. Doug and the Slugs - Making It Work 9. Dolly Parton - 9 to 5 10. Kanye West - The New Workout Plan 11. Cowboy Junkies/Trad - Working on a Building 12. Frank Zappa - Wind Up Working In A Gas Station Songs about working; Vol. 2 1. Loverboy - Working For The Weekend 2. Tragically Hip - Music @ Work 3. The Roots - Thought @ Work 4. Little Village - Do You Want My Job? 5. Frank Zappa - Sexual Harassment in the Workplace 6. The Kinks - Shangri La 7. PJ Harvey - Working For The Man 8. The Beatles-We can Work it out 9. Bruce Springsteen - Working on the Highway 10.Grateful Dead - Easy Wind 11. Guess WHo - Takin Care of Business 12.
  8. yeah we do the chipotle mayo on burgs toujours sounds good though mike
  9. marco do you tipple at work? you can be honest here, we're your thousand closest friends (the other thousand or so don't matter)
  10. that's the stuff, Mr. Moderator when i nominated you for the position i was expecting things like this (and more) at least once a week here's hoping that this will start a trend
  11. the first coffee you have should have pletny of cream and /or milk in it and some sugar then it's all about fine tuning the mix (ie. how much scotch to add)
  12. i suppose we can call it a triple entrendre
  13. New Theme: Around The House (inanimate objects you can find in, or that make up part of a house) 1. The Beatles - She Came In Through The Bathroom Window 2. Frank Zappa - Little House I Used to Live In 3. Phish - Bathtub Gin 4. Bruce Cockburn - Peggy's Kitchen Wall 5. Frank Zappa - Gee, I Like Your Pants 6. Police - Bed's too big without you 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12.
  14. Theme: Songs about infidelity 1. Drive-By Truckers - My Sweet Annette 2. Frank Zappa - Harder Than Your Husband 3. Garth Brooks - Mama's in the graveyard (papa's in the pen) 4. 20 Fingers - Boom! I FuÇked Your Boyfriend 5. MeShell NdegeOcello - If That's Your Boyfriend (He Wasn't Last Night) 6.Gary Stewart-She'sActing Single, I'm Drinking Doubles 7. Kenny Rogers - Ruby 8. Ryan Adams - My Heart is Broken 9. Frank Zappa - Bamboozled By Love 10. The Who - A Quick One While He's Away 11. 12.
  15. Songs that have nothing to do with Frank Zappa. No Zappa recordings, writing, references in the song, and please try and keep the Zappa influencees to an absolute minimum. (I feel like StoneMtn might have to sit this one out). 1. The Beastie Boys - Sabrosa 2. Zappacosta - In Your Arms 3. Whitney Houston - Im Every Woman 4. Joe Cocker and Jennifer Warnes - Up Where We Belong 5. Peter Gabriel - Biko 6. Paul McCartney & Wings - My Love 7. Mariah Carey Duet With Boyz II - One Sweet Day (Captainsunshines fav!) 8. Desmond Dekker-Isrealites 9. Divinyls - I Touch Myself 10. The Police - Does Everyone Stare 11. 12.
  16. i can distinctly recall him refering to you as his Gofer at least twice [color:#CCCCCC]not really
  17. He also got a little worked up about Bonk and Begin picking up knocks. "Begin's injured AGAIN" "Bonk's REALLY hurt!" Both returned to the ice a minute or two later ::rolls eyes::
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