Patchoulia

No, I'm not talking corns or boils or warts or anything like that...its even odder..I think my feet have started growing again. I've had the same size feet since I was 12 and now my toes are touching the ends of shoes that used to fit me fine (like, they fit last week, and now they don't).

Perhaps I have contracted a case of gargantuanism...probably some bad tofu...

I can't afford to buy an entirely new footwear wardrobe!

Or how 'bout just Warren?

I was amused by the turn this thread took until the heinous detour into Booche's jungle-like nether regions...

But, on the plus side, no Hump Day is complete without visions of tea-bagging dancing in my head...

What is this "Club 77" of which you speak?

Please update the dates..?

What kind of volunteers do you need? I'd be happy to help.

I heard he might end up back out there till Feb or something??? not true...?? I dunno....

Hey Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum, why don't you just pipe down, ok?

(thanks for the # bashy)

Don't lump me in with "Bashy" (aka Tweedledum)..I hardly EVER tweedle at ALL!

Yeah, you hang out with him. It's not like there are other people in Toronto that are more fun ::

Jackass.

P.S. I PM'd you his number.

While I wholeheartedly agree with the "Hux is a jackass" assertion, I think he was under the erroneous impression that Jaybone is still out west...but he ain't...

My holiday gifts, delivered between December 25th and January 1st were as follows:

I got to hang out with ALL my best friends (including the ones who normally live in California...and Brampton...) and many of my favourite people... :)

I couldn't ask for anything more!

Technically, I only had 3 business days off...our office was closed Friday, Dec.24th, Monday, December, 27th and Friday, December 31st.

But, still!

(I know "But, still!" isn't even remotely a complete sentence...but it seems apropros at this juncture...)

I came in to work at 06:55 AM and MuchRetro was flirting with being off the air.

So does that mean they do fall apart without you or good things happen when you're not there...?

In an unrelated note, *love* the sig Jaimoe...

..and realize the company DIDN'T fall apart in your absence (and are genuinely shocked at that realization)?

I mean, how dare they carry on so swimmingly without me??

I clearly have an over-developed sense of my own worth.

I came in at 7:15 this morning in anticipation of thousands of emails and phone messages eagerly awaiting my response...nope..1 phone message (ONE??!) and only 227 emails.

I need a hug.

ooooh fun...I'll go, but only if Diesel Dog promises to sing "Fever Dog" from "Almost Famous" substituting "Diesel" for "Fever"....

Back to the hammocks, my friend. You know, there's a little place called Mary Ann's Hammocks. The nice thing about that place is Mary Ann gets in the hammock with you. [laughs]I'm just kidding.

Homer: Oh.

Hank: You know who invented the hammock, Homer?

Homer: No.

Hank: That's something for you to do. Find that out.

Hammocks! ...There's four places. There's the Hammock Hut, that's on third.There's Hammocks-R-Us, that's on third too. You got Put-Your-Butt-There? That's on third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot... Matter of fact,they're all in the same complex; it's the hammock complex on third.

Homer: Oh, the hammock district.

Alright, I need some live music to which I can look forward...

No more vacation days until, like, Easter...winter doldrums..no forseeable live music...damn, January is depressing!

Who's got my heady (yes, PassedOutGuy, "heady" is a real Scrabble word..)upcoming shows?? Road trip anyone?

Oh, and, Happy freakin' New Year everyone!

Love,

SP

I'm holdin' out for him to go Rhinestone before I get all excited...

j/k Welcome to the jungle! Good luck with your apartment search!

"If you are in the illegal drug business, do not come to York region. You're not welcome here. We will find you. We will arrest you and you will be put through the test of the criminal justice system."

hahahahahaha

York Region serves it!

Yay, Lisa! Congrats!! You kick ass!

Let's party while you're free--I work until 3:30 tomorrow and then I'm off until January 3rd! Can I hear a "woot-woot!!"?

P.S. I like your mitts.

Love,

Julia

Don't forget the glowsticks!

Holy crap...hotels are LUDICROUS expensive during JazzFest...like $200/night...

Hey, Basher, DC Bag is going!!

1. Where do you find this stuff??

2. Are you KIDDING me? Who comes up with this sh!t? $4700?

"In addition, "KISS® Kasket" can also be used as a Giant KISS® Cooler, enabling fans and their friends to enjoy ice-cold sodas and beer served directly from the ice-filled, completely waterproof "KISS® Kasket."

Okay, I've told you this before...world peace doesn't happen overnight! I believe the delivery terms were "ASAP", and really, it just hasn't been "possible".

I'm working towards world peace, one handbag at a time!

On a funny note, the handbag advertised at "world peace in a handbag" last year has gone missing! ::

Maybe someone else is trying to take credit for my work (handbags AND world peace)!

What? World peace in a handbag has gone MISSING???

That sh!t ain't right.

I've got that page bookmarked..I find it incredibly useful...

How much do I love that Panic's website automatically plays their music?