Patchoulia

It's always been "Lose" Your Shoes.

But perhaps it's a new theme?

Trevor actually looks good with blonde shaggy hair!

And sexy, in a peculiar way, with Owen Wilson's voice...

Who knew?

Oh my GOD. That is pretty much the funniest thing ever.

Freeker's expression is oddly perfect for all his lines, too!!

The crucial & terrifying thing to remember is that the very first post in this thread is a 100% accurate depiction of an actual incident.

No names have been changed to protect anyone (there are no innocents here).

The description I gave is a blow-by-blow* account of what happened!

I'm askerred.

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*Pun very much intended.

I just got the day off...so I guess I'm goin' (legit!)

you really are gold today, girl!

What can I say? The board was crying out for a high-octane injection of sass, the likes of which only I can provide.

I guess I'm going. I got a ticket.

Is it possible to put a thread on "ignore"?

If by "ignore" you mean "print off for future masturbatory use", then that's really up to you.

I expect the 3 B Bad Boy Battalion (Basher, BradM and Booche) would be flattered.

Um, brad, we need to talk...

Translation: Brad, I'm buyin' whatever you're sellin'!

You quickly forget Stoned Phillips - I wasn't wearing pants.

Thanks. It took 3 hours of therapy, 4 vicodin and repeatedly running my head into a brick wall to eradicate that vision from my memory, but now it's back. Fantastic.

He also sits on the can while chatting away.

Well, that's just good sense.

Multi-tasking is a marketable skill!

Girls, girls, girls.

No need to fight. There is plenty of me to go around.

I await an official response from Douglas on this one.

hey StonedPhillips & Basher -- when am I gonna meet you freaks? looking forward to the day!

Are you sure you want to meet Basher? I mean, the contents of this thread alone would be enough to deter the faint-of-heart!

Uh, was the hand down the front of his pants, or the back?

Aloha,

Brad

Both. He had it on speaker phone. He's got that voice-activation dealie where all he has to say is, "Call Luvvah Boy" to dial Booche's number.

Sitting on my deck last week...

Me (To Basher): Who are you calling? And why is your hand down your pants?

Basher: Booche. I always have my hand down my pants when I call Booche.

Marky' Greatest Hits (Posts):

"BIG show in Toronto this summer"

"BIG news coming that I can't talk about yet"

"There might be a problem with a show you are planning to attend"

These qualify as useless information. Say something or say nothing. Reminds me of teases on news broadcasts - "Something you may be about to eat could KILL you - details at 11".

End rant.

What crawled up your rectum and died?

I just noticed an amusing tidbit for this show..."Kids 2 & under free"...what?

I understand giving a freebie for a tot or toddler, but cutting it off at 2 is a little harsh..isn't it usually under 12?

Do the babies get ID'ed? Do they get the ol' pat down upon entry?

"Excuse me, sir, what is that in your drawers...Extra bottle of water? Home-made ham sandwich? Drugs? Is it drugs? It's drugs, isn't it.....eeeewwww....!"

Hope you had a great birthday!

Soulshine (I'm a sucker for Warren..)

Box of Rain

Brokedown Palace

Halleluja (as performed by Jeff Buckley)

A Prayer for Owen Meany is funny & uplifting, particularly if the person isn't in the mood for a book that is too "difficult" (if you know what I mean).

I know when I'm in need of spiritual renewal or buoying, I often don't have the energy for a difficult read, where I have to exert a lot of mental force to find the humour or the deeper meaning.

Oh, and, Lazlo, thanks for the tip! You know what they say, if you can get paid for your hobby, you're a very lucky person!

I realize it could be a good thing...I've been wanting to find something else anyway...it's just scary as fuck to be FORCED to find something else on someone else's timetable.

T-Bone & POG, I expect some tips on how to enjoy the unemployment lifestyle to the fullest (if I should have to).

I'm in total shock right now, even though we knew all along they were a strong contender.

For movie-goers, it won't be a total monopoly. In order for the Competition Bureau to approve the deal, they have to sell 35 theatres..

Famous Players was sold to Cineplex...which really sucks the balls.

shitty

LOL

Sorry Velvet, not to mock your pain, but that was highlarious.

Look on the bright side: At least it's not a basement apartment that's flooded with sewage..(been there...now THAT was SHITTY!)...