bouche Posted December 3, 2001 Report Share Posted December 3, 2001 Monkey's also felch. In case you're like me and don't know this term....What is "felch": Well, it is a rather disturbing act involving an anal cavity and a straw. Best decribed by my friend Bushy as, "Putting the cream in the donut and then sucking it back out with a straw" where the donut would be the anal cavity and the cream is "the cream." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gentlemonkey Posted December 3, 2001 Report Share Posted December 3, 2001 Jesus Bouchard... you're lining yourself up for a donkey punch, bitch!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubleB Posted December 3, 2001 Report Share Posted December 3, 2001 Mike does seem like the nice guy.... whatch the fuck out for the nice guys.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted December 3, 2001 Author Report Share Posted December 3, 2001 I love how gentlemonkey's signature is saying "savour the flavour" during the felching posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted December 3, 2001 Report Share Posted December 3, 2001 Isnt this bizarre? No Treyter in here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treyter Posted December 3, 2001 Report Share Posted December 3, 2001 haha! those stories are in the vault... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
h Posted December 4, 2001 Report Share Posted December 4, 2001 yes well, just make sure monkey doesn't go near your vault Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gentlemonkey Posted December 4, 2001 Report Share Posted December 4, 2001 H, Dont start something you cant finish!! I might be gentle, but i don't like this monkey business. GRRRRRRRRRRRR!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
h Posted December 4, 2001 Report Share Posted December 4, 2001 snippy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gentlemonkey Posted December 4, 2001 Report Share Posted December 4, 2001 snip snip, snippedy doo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PassedOutGuy Posted December 4, 2001 Report Share Posted December 4, 2001 mmmm flavour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gentlemonkey Posted December 4, 2001 Report Share Posted December 4, 2001 Just trying to spice it up baby! I'm way too bored to come back here to the same posts all morning...! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kung Posted December 4, 2001 Report Share Posted December 4, 2001 Funny you should mention it... Met a kid from Athens, Ohio the other day and he was talking about how a girl friend of his slept with Mike and how Mike would show up on occasion at parties that you would never expect him to i.e. cheesy parties you weren't too happy to be attending in the first place. He made out like Mike was a big gigalo which I'd never considered but believed from his accounts. Always new Fish and Trey were real sluts but somehow figured Mike for a good guy or something.Oh buddy also said that the Dude of Life was Paige's boy, which is to say that the two of them grew up together and that he was more connected with Paige then the whole band per se. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubleB Posted December 4, 2001 Report Share Posted December 4, 2001 Do monkey's swallow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted December 4, 2001 Report Share Posted December 4, 2001 Actually, with the vacuum cleaner he uses, can't Fishman blow himself?Did you use the vacuum, or was it biologically-generated Hooverism?Aloha, Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blane Posted December 4, 2001 Report Share Posted December 4, 2001 A funny topic. Especially some friends of mine have this group called "Phamily" who make all sorts of clothes and buttons and shit to give away on tour. Last fall the button of choice was the "I Did Fishman" button. Wore it with pride... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gentlemonkey Posted December 4, 2001 Report Share Posted December 4, 2001 I think everyone has heard good fishman-slut stories.. I am surprised about the Mike thing too. He does seem like a good guy, I'm sure they are all sluts. Except Page of course.. The piano man only has eyes for one organ.. (?) ps. monkeys swallow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogieknight Posted December 4, 2001 Report Share Posted December 4, 2001 Mike is the fuckin man with the ladies. he always has a girl or two with him when he drives his golf cart around the loots. Plus anyone who wears white jeans is the MACK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harpua Posted December 4, 2001 Report Share Posted December 4, 2001 Mike always has at least 2 or 3 with him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubleB Posted December 4, 2001 Report Share Posted December 4, 2001 Holly Shit!! Harpua lives!!! Glad to see your still alive.... haven't seen you in a while buddy, what has been keeping you away? Hope she is cute Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted December 4, 2001 Author Report Share Posted December 4, 2001 Her name was Civ III. He fell in love with her but became bored when she could offer him no more societies to take over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gentlemonkey Posted December 4, 2001 Report Share Posted December 4, 2001 She's a beautiful bitch-godess. She'll take your soul Harpua, dont be a victim!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubleB Posted December 4, 2001 Report Share Posted December 4, 2001 I fear it might be too late for you Harpua... If I could remeber where you lived, there would be an intervention comming... me and a not so gentle monkey might show up to format you HD.Just kidding..... kinda Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
h Posted December 4, 2001 Report Share Posted December 4, 2001 modern day interventions involve formatting hard drives kinda true... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted December 5, 2001 Author Report Share Posted December 5, 2001 Either that or disconnecting internet accounts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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