weezy Posted August 6, 2004 Report Share Posted August 6, 2004 CLICK HERE Rules: "So here's the deal - imagine you're compiling a CD for a friend of songs or musical pieces in your own record collection that you hate the most. Stuff that's pointless, irritating, unlistenable, painfully bland, clichéd, whatever. Tracks that you would normally be pretty quick to skip if you had the CD on. Write down the full track-list (let's say around 15 songs, or 75 minutes worth of music) and submit it to us. We'll put the lists online for other people to laugh at and criticise. Who knows, someone might request an actual CD from you." Here's mine: 1) Grateful Dead - Money (Mars Hotel) 2) Grateful Dead - Sunrise (Terrapin Station) 3) Starship - We Built This City 4) U2 - The Sweetest Thing 5) Manfredd Mann - Blinded By The Light 6) Phish - Wading In The Velvet Sea 7) The Police - Every Breath You Take 8) Motley Crue - Girls Girls Girls 9) Barenaked Ladies - Postcard 10) Nickelback - How You Remind Me 11) Kim Mitchell - I Am A Wild Party 12) Poison - Talk Dirty To Me 13) Lionel Richie (Commodores) - Still 14) Air Supply - Even The Nights Are Better 15) 54-40 - I Go Blind ... that would suck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aberg83 Posted August 6, 2004 Report Share Posted August 6, 2004 Hey man, that manfredd mann tune kicks ass! and I am down with that police song too.... other than that, I would rather eat fecal matter than listen to the other songs. hahaha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewRider Posted August 6, 2004 Report Share Posted August 6, 2004 Phish - Undermind String Cheese Incident - Untying The Knot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PalacePrincess Posted August 6, 2004 Report Share Posted August 6, 2004 heh, what a funny contest... 1. patio lanterns -- kim mitchell (grrrrrrrrrr that song makes me wanna break stuff!) 2. to be with you -- mr. big 3. peaches -- presidents of the u.s. of a 4. i would do anything for love -- meatloaf 5. bye bye bye -- n'sync 6. bootylicious or that survivor song -- destiny's child (actually pretty much any of their repertoire 7. popsicle -- nkotb 8. let it rain -- amanda marshall 9. lucy in the sky with diamonds -- william shatner 10. ummm, anything by usher or pretty much ANY of the fricken garbage teenagers listen to these days 11. i think a celine dion song would fit nicely right about here 12. sorry mr. musicface, but there's gotta be something rush on here. heehee 13. ooh, something by the tragically hip (mygosh they bug me so much!!!!) 14. dumbhead pooface dave matthews gets on here too 15. sorry kinnie starr, i love you, but that fricken "superclever" song is superfricken annoying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted August 6, 2004 Report Share Posted August 6, 2004 I think I would be in some severe pain if I had to listen to this cd. I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) - The Proclaimers Knocking On Heavens Door - GnR (I just HAD to put that up) Party All The Time - Eddie Murphy Living In America - James Brown Break My Stride - Matthew Wilder Losing My Religion - REM (Its one someone's radio in here, and I am jabbing a pen in my ears) Barbie Girl - Aqua Eye Of The Tiger - Survivor Got My Mind Set On You - George Harrison Tip Toe Through The Tulips - Tiny Tim Whomp, There It Is - Tag Team Do You Really Want To Hurt Me - Culture Club You Spin Me Round - Dead Or Alive Billy, Dont Be A Hero - Bo Donaldson and the Haywoods Touch Me - The Doors Bomb's Away - Bob Weir Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted August 6, 2004 Report Share Posted August 6, 2004 Roll Away- Songs in the Key of Crap, vol.1 01. Disco Duck- Walt Disney 02. Hero- Tina Turner 03. Karma Chameleon- Culture Club 04. Nightflight to Venus- Boney M 05. Electric Youth- Debbie Gibson 06. Toy Soldiers- Martika 07. Headed For A Heartbreak- Winger 08. (Can't Live Without Your) Love And Affection- Nelson 09. Pacific Age- OMD 10. Right Here Right Now- Jesus Jones 11. Phenomenon- LL Cool J 12. Informer- Snow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PalacePrincess Posted August 6, 2004 Report Share Posted August 6, 2004 this is so fun, i have more: mon cowboy -- mitsou love shack -- b52s if you don't know me by now -- simply red chocolate cake -- crowded house <oooooooh, chocolate, that reminds me -- misspink! we HAVE to find the name of that tom jones box of choc-o-lates for you song... in fact i think we should share the love & post a link. heh> THE MACARENA!!!!!!!! unbelievable -- emf i wanna sex you up -- colour me badd that sporty spice/bryan adams collaboration "baby when you're gone...even food don't taste that good" you're the inspiration -- chicago achy breaky heart -- billy ray cyrus american pie -- MADONNA **** HAHAHAHHAHA, toy soliders, martika, good call low roller! and even though it is by far one of my favourite songs ever, booche you get huge high fives for stickin' party all the time on your list. heeheehee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave-O Posted August 6, 2004 Report Share Posted August 6, 2004 10. ummm, anything by usher or pretty much ANY of the fricken garbage teenagers listen to these days 11. i think a celine dion song would fit nicely right about here 12. sorry mr. musicface, but there's gotta be something rush on here. heehee I think you missed the point. It's supposed to be musical pieces in your own record collection that you hate the most. Unless, of course, you own all that you mentioned. In that case, my condolences. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted August 6, 2004 Report Share Posted August 6, 2004 I think you missed the point. It's supposed to be musical pieces in your own record collection that you hate the most. Unless, of course, you own all that you mentioned. In that case, my condolences. Crikey! I missed that point... I don't own Martika (honest)! For everything else I blame my Sister who was a child of the 80's... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PalacePrincess Posted August 6, 2004 Report Share Posted August 6, 2004 ahahahahahahaha! oops, i missed that part... but this is way more fun! and thankfully, no, i don't have most of those (although i think that "big hits '91!" tape i have kickin' around somewhere has a couple of 'em). does this mean booche dances around his house to barbie girl when no one is looking? heehee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purple foot Posted August 6, 2004 Report Share Posted August 6, 2004 songs i skip theres some sonic youth thats unlistenable pearl jam - daughter, betterman grateful dead- lazy lightning, supplication ween- nicole, the fu©ked jam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms.Huxtable Posted August 6, 2004 Report Share Posted August 6, 2004 Man this is fun! Oh and I also compiled this list before realizing the rule that it has to come from my collection. Sorry 'bout that. But wouldn't this CD SUCK ASS? 01. Don't You Forget About Me - Simple Minds 02. El Paso - Grateful Dead 03. Don't Want to Cry - Mariah Carey 04. Complicated - Avril Lavigne 05. Broken Wings - Mr. Mister 06. Fast as I can - Great Big Sea 07. Constant Craving - KD Lang 08. Automatic Flowers - Our Lady Peace 09. My Name is - Eminem 10. Like a Virgin - Madonna 11. Circle of Life - Elton John 12. Cherish - Kool and the Gang 13. The Sign - Ace of Bass 14. Drums ---> Space - Dead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted August 6, 2004 Report Share Posted August 6, 2004 aw man, I spent some time making my personal torture compilation cd but missed the point about it coming out of my own collection..... I wanna post it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PalacePrincess Posted August 6, 2004 Report Share Posted August 6, 2004 fu©k the rules! post it anyway! it's not like we're entering them in the contest, and besides, if we were, what, are they gonna come to your house & paw through your collection to prove you have them? freakin' download them & burn them & voila you are now the proud owner of some of the worst crap to ever hit the airwaves. hahahaha. besides, maybe you'd even win a special award for having the most atrocious music collection ever. (sorry weezy :, so yeah, consider this thread officially hi-jacked as what would be the worst compilation cds ever! hahaha look at bossy bossy over here, huh? heehee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted August 6, 2004 Report Share Posted August 6, 2004 Lest we forget Wicked Game by Chris Isaak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamH Posted August 6, 2004 Report Share Posted August 6, 2004 Further hijacking...here's Blenders top 50 worst songs (sounds like a pretty good CD to me) 1. We Built This City - Starship (1985) 2. Achy Breaky Heart - Billy Ray Cyrus (1992) 3. Everybody Have Fun Tonight - Wang Chung (1986) 4. Rollin' - Limp Bizkit (2000) 5. Ice Ice Baby - Vanilla Ice (1990) 6. The Heart of Rock & Roll - Huey Lewis and the News (1984) 7. Don't Worry, Be Happy - Bobby McFerrin (1988) 8. Party All the Time - Eddie Murphy (1985) 9. American Life - Madonna (2003) 10. Ebony and Ivory - Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder (1982) 11. Invisible - Clay Aiken (2003) 12. Kokomo - The Beach Boys (1988) 13. Illegal Alien - Genesis (1983) 14. From a Distance - Bette Midler (1990) 15. I'll Be There for You - The Rembrandts (1995) 16. What's Up? - 4 Non Blondes (1993) 17. Pumps and a Bump - Hammer (1994) 18. You're The Inspiration - Chicago (1984) 19. Broken Wings - Mr. Mister (1985) 20. Dancing on the Ceiling - Lionel Richie (1986) 21. Two Princes - Spin Doctors (1992) 22. Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue (The Angry American) - Toby Keith (2002) 23. Sunglasses at Night - Corey Hart (1984) 24. Superman - Five for Fighting (2000) 25. I'll Be Missing You - Puff Daddy featuring Faith Evans and 112 (1997) 26. The End - The Doors (1967) 27. The Final Countdown - Europe (1987) 28. Your Body Is a Wonderland - John Mayer (2001) 29. Breakfast at Tiffany's - Deep Blue Something (1995) 30. Greatest Love of All - Whitney Houston (1986) 31. Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm - Crash Test Dummies (1994) 32. Will 2K - Will Smith (1999) 33. Barbie Girl - Aqua (1997) 34. Longer Dan - Fogelberg (1979) 35. Shiny Happy People R.E.M. (1991) 36. Make Em Say Uhh! - Master P featuring Silkk, Fiend, Mia-X and Mystikal (1998) 37. Rico Suave - Gerardo (1991) 38. Cotton Eyed Joe - Rednex (1995) 39. She Bangs - Ricky Martin (2000) 40. I Wanna Sex You Up - Color Me Badd (1991) 41. We Didn't Start the Fire - Billy Joel (1989) 42. The Sounds of Silence - Simon & Garfunkel (1965) 43. Follow Me - Uncle Kracker (2000) 44. I'll Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That) - Meat Loaf (1993) 45. Mesmerize - Ja Rule featuring Ashanti (2002) 46. Hangin' Tough - New Kids on the Block (1989) 47. The Only Thing That Looks Good on Me Is You - Bryan Adams (1996) 48. Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da - The Beatles (1968) 49. I'm Too Sexy - Right Said Fred (1992) 50. My Heart Will Go On - Celine Dion (1998) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted August 6, 2004 Report Share Posted August 6, 2004 well.....I do what the princess sez....... it's safer that way. here ya go:22 Songs To Torture MarcO By01. We Didn't Start The Fire - Billy Joel02. Sussodio – Phil Collins03. One Of These Nights - The Eagles04. The Boxer - Simon & Garfunkel05. Signs - Five Man Electrical Band06. American Pie - Don McLean07. Closer To Fine – The Indigo Girls08. Father & Son – Cat Stevens09. Welcome To The Machine – Pink Floyd10. I’ll Be There For You – The Rembrandts11. I’m Like a Bird – Nelly Furtado12. That’s What Friends Are For – Dionne Warwick & Friends13. Wonderful Tonight – Eric Clapton14. Hands Up (Give Me Your Love) – Ottawan15. Have You Ever Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really Loved A Woman? – Bryan Adams16. I'm Feelin Too Damn Good Or Whatever The fu©k It's Called - Nickelback17. Sookie Sookie – Steppenwolf18. Mercedes Benz – as performed by Janis Joplin19. If You’re Gone – Matchbox Twenty20. I Don’t Want To Miss A Thing – Aerosmith21. Rockabye - Shaun Mullins22. Miami - Will Smith Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purple foot Posted August 6, 2004 Report Share Posted August 6, 2004 we built this city on rock and roll is a great song. fu©k blender. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted August 6, 2004 Report Share Posted August 6, 2004 I didnt pay attention, but I kinda wish I had Barbie Girl now. My worst song would have to be Celebration by Phil and Friends. I despise that song............... "14. Drums ---> Space - Dead " Funny enough, that was our friends favorite song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms.Huxtable Posted August 6, 2004 Report Share Posted August 6, 2004 God Damn there are some ugly songs in this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewRider Posted August 6, 2004 Report Share Posted August 6, 2004 HAHAHAAA.... MarO's list had me on the floor laughing!!! "That’s What Friends Are For – Dionne Warwick & Friends"!!! "I Don’t Want To Miss A Thing – Aerosmith" I once threw a patio chair against a wall at a bar when this song came on the stereo and they refused to change it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PalacePrincess Posted August 6, 2004 Report Share Posted August 6, 2004 oooh, jackson 5's ABC, 123 song! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamH Posted August 6, 2004 Report Share Posted August 6, 2004 I'm sorry for BNB fans..but...funkin' shoes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phred Posted August 6, 2004 Report Share Posted August 6, 2004 [quote01. Disco Duck- Walt Disney 02. Hero- Tina Turner I believe Disco Duck was done by Rick Dees (yes that rick dees, the one that does the top 40 radio show). For Hero, are you thinking of Bonni Tyler? (I need a Hero)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paisley Posted August 6, 2004 Report Share Posted August 6, 2004 Cheese and Crackers - various artists - it was a fine song for a one hit wonder, the wonder faded long ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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