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Haven't seen it yet myself, but I seriously doubt it is gonna be intellectually funny. Probably more trailer park boys funny. My initial impression from the ads and media I have seen is that it is very much a "USA=hero, commies&Arabs=terrorist villain" type of movie probably released just in time to encourage american voters to vote for Mr Bush. If anyone has seen it yet I would like to know if my assessment is close to accurate or very much out of line.

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It actually has a mix of intellectual hidden within the TPB funny ... Doug, gotta say your initial impression of the ads is off base, it is *far* from pro-Bush, pro-USA, what it is is a devastating parody of that attitude ... not wanting to give away too much or the, errr, "plot", there is a scene where Team America are taking out terrorists in Paris . Team America manages to destroy the Eifel tower, the Arc De Triomphe and The Louvre with their heavy handed approach to get the terrorists and stand around congratulating themselves and patting themselves on the back while French citizens look horrified and the soundtrack plays "America! fu©k Yeah! Coming in to save the day!" At the same time, it attacks zealots on both sides of the argument, but it is definitely not a "Hooray for the USA" movie.

During the scene where the two puppets have sex, I thought I'd die laughing :)

RnB

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Doug, gotta say your initial impression of the ads is off base, it is *far* from pro-Bush, pro-USA, what it is is a devastating parody of that attitude ... At the same time, it attacks zealots on both sides of the argument, but it is definitely not a "Hooray for the USA" movie.

Thanks for clarifying that. I was planning on seeing the movie regardless. Guess this is just more proof of how the media can influence public perception and we should pay close attention before deciding on certain issues

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This film is unadulterated genius, no question.

Yes, there is some incredibly low-brow humour, but it's used in a way that is brilliantly satiric. There's "lowest common demoninator" sex, violence & humour in pretty much every movie nowadays and this film's use of the aforementioned conventions does so in a way that mocks them all.

The entire film is a wickedly biting satire of American jingoism, action films & the hubris of Hollywood, western society's misguided social & cultural choices for heroes and much, much more!

And, for the ladies, quality cock jokes. Good times!

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oh is it ever crude

I saw this yesterday and laughed me arse off too many times to count.

The music lyrics are pretty crazy too. The following lyrics are from a tune in there that I swear, sounded like Trainwreck were performing it.

America, fu©k Yeah

America...

America...

America, fu©k YEAH!

Coming again, to save the mother fu©king day yeah,

America, fu©k YEAH!

Freedom is the only way yeah,

Terrorist your game is through cause now you have to answer too,

America, fu©k YEAH!

So lick my butt, and suck on my balls,

America, fu©k YEAH!

What you going to do when we come for you now,

it’s the dream that we all share; it’s the hope for tomorrow

fu©k YEAH!

McDonalds, fu©k YEAH!

Wal-Mart, fu©k YEAH!

The Gap, fu©k YEAH!

Baseball, fu©k YEAH!

NFL, fu©k, YEAH!

Rock and roll, fu©k YEAH!

The Internet, fu©k YEAH!

Slavery, fu©k YEAH!

fu©k YEAH!

Starbucks, fu©k YEAH!

Disney world, fu©k YEAH!

Porno, fu©k YEAH!

Valium, fu©k YEAH!

Reeboks, fu©k YEAH!

Fake Tits, fu©k YEAH!

Sushi, fu©k YEAH!

Taco Bell, fu©k YEAH!

Rodeos, fu©k YEAH!

Bed bath and beyond (fu©k yeah, fu©k yeah)

Liberty, fu©k YEAH!

White Slips, fu©k YEAH!

The Alamo, fu©k YEAH!

Band-aids, fu©k YEAH!

Las Vegas, fu©k YEAH!

Christmas, fu©k YEAH!

Immigrants, fu©k YEAH!

Popeye, fu©k YEAH!

Demarcates, fu©k YEAH!

Republicans (republicans)

(fu©k yeah, fu©k yeah)

Sportsmanship

Books

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I'M SO RONERY

I'm So Ronery

I'm so ronery

So ronery

So ronery and sadry arone

There's no one

Just me onry

Sitting on my rittle throne

I work very hard and make up great prans

But nobody ristens, no one understands

Seems that no one takes me serirousry

And so I'm ronery

A little ronery

Poor rittre me

There's nobody

I can rerate to

Feer rike a bird in a cage

It's kinda sihry

But not rearry

Because it's fihring my body with rage

I work rearry hard to stay nice and fit

But nobody here seems to rearize that

When I rure the world maybe they'rr notice me

But untir then I'rr just be ronery

Rittre ronery, poor rittre me

I'm so ronery

I'm so ronery

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MATT DAMON!

I read that his puppet came back from manufacturing and they saw it and said "That doesn't look like matt damon. He looks Retarded!"

So, they decided to give him a little disability. KOOKS!

Another set of lyrics...

I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark,

When he made Pearl Harbor.

I miss you more then that movie missed the point,

And that’s an awful lot girl.

And now, now you've gone away,

And all I'm trying to say,

Is Perl Harbor sucked and I miss you

I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school,

He was terrible in that film.

I need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part,

He's way better then Ben Affleck.

And now all I can think about is your smile,

And that sh!tty movie too,

Perl Harbor sucked and I miss you

(Interlude)

Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies.

I guess Perl Harbor sucked,

Just a little bit more then I miss you.

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