MarcO Posted September 22, 2005 Report Share Posted September 22, 2005 you know what I hate?when you walk past someone with a coffee, or a slice of pizza (as I just did) or whatever and they look at you and say, "thanks! what are you going to have?" or, "that looks good, where's mine?"oh ha ha ha.This is the lamest "joke" that could ever emit from your smelly, stupid mouth. Go fuck yourself and get a life you pathetic spermwaste and stop cutting into my precious pizza-eating time, you fucking loser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamH Posted September 22, 2005 Report Share Posted September 22, 2005 Man you are so right on with that MarcO. Other ridiculous statements:1. "I'd love to, but I'm too old"2. "Why are we providing assistance to [country x] when we've got homeless people here in Canada?"3. "Can I have that steak well done please?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted September 22, 2005 Report Share Posted September 22, 2005 Other ridiculous statements:1. "I'd love to, but I'm too old"hahahaha - that's what Shainhouse said to TimmyB when he asked him about going to Bonnaroo this year!Tim's like 10 years older than Shain! :grin: :grin: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaidy Mae Posted September 22, 2005 Report Share Posted September 22, 2005 Everytime I make a statement my secretary responds with "I know". "I have a headache." "I know!" It makes me want to freak out! She has the worst listening skills of anyone I've ever met. Graagghhhhhhhhh!!! 18 more days 18 more days 18 more days... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted September 22, 2005 Report Share Posted September 22, 2005 I know a couple of people who instantly respond to what you are saying with "what? pardon?" (hi Dad!).I know they are not hard of hearing. I know they heard me.I usually just stare at them until they respond to what I said. I'm not freaking repeating myself.and I want to stab Booche. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Evil_Mouse Posted September 22, 2005 Report Share Posted September 22, 2005 when you walk past someone with a coffee, or a slice of pizza (as I just did) or whatever and they look at you and say, "thanks! what are you going to have?" or, "that looks good, where's mine?"That's precisely what our former grizzled boozehound neighbour (I mean, this guy was an object lesson in how not to end up) used to do each and every time I went into our place with a case of beer. And we lived there over eight years; you'd think he'd have gotten tired of it after that long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Posted September 22, 2005 Author Report Share Posted September 22, 2005 and I want to stab Booche.Get it line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ggrtrhhrtgg Posted September 23, 2005 Report Share Posted September 23, 2005 I hate texas oil moguls that are probably have a giant group wank at Texaco headquarters as they realize how much money they can piliage from the car driving consumer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ggrtrhhrtgg Posted September 23, 2005 Report Share Posted September 23, 2005 I also hate major recession.. which is what the future holds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeps Posted September 23, 2005 Report Share Posted September 23, 2005 People who cuss out 60+ year old women.Sorry for tirade their Popo Weenie.Keep on posting and Private message me if you get confused.Knob head ... I mean Deeps :blush: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheebs Posted September 23, 2005 Report Share Posted September 23, 2005 I hate pigeonsand lazlo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Posted September 23, 2005 Author Report Share Posted September 23, 2005 Kiss my ass you dirty snatch. I'm gonna sit on your face and shit in your mouth. And for the love of God don't sing tonight, you're shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Evil_Mouse Posted September 23, 2005 Report Share Posted September 23, 2005 I hate when I finish people's sentences for them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Posted September 23, 2005 Author Report Share Posted September 23, 2005 Be more patient and don't act so smart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Evil_Mouse Posted September 24, 2005 Report Share Posted September 24, 2005 ... and - oh, shit, a period. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dJEd Posted September 26, 2005 Report Share Posted September 26, 2005 i hate computers that diewhite people are really high on the list too.fun sucks too. ask Del.i hate how that once upon a time in mexico movie we rented had enrique eglasiasswipe in it. phish doing great gag in my eye.shut up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReDD Posted September 27, 2005 Report Share Posted September 27, 2005 I hate that people who dislike there jobs are utterly rude to you because you choose to get services from there establishment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dJEd Posted September 27, 2005 Report Share Posted September 27, 2005 rouge, are you talking about that grumpy old bag at the Hasty? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Posted September 27, 2005 Author Report Share Posted September 27, 2005 I hate that people who dislike there jobs are utterly rude to you because you choose to get services from there establishment.She's not rude to you because she hates her job, it's because you're stupid and a burden on the world. Just accept the fact that you are a loser and leave us alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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