shitidiot Posted February 15, 2005 Report Share Posted February 15, 2005 one time! i was partyin' at a large field party, tripping out on some very good LSD, sitting by the bon fire. when my friend asked me to pull his car closer so we could crank out some tunes. one thing leads to another and the next thing i know I'm in the drivers seat, the car is staled out on top of a 10 by 10 foot giant fu©king bon fire. flames are shooting up all around the car, everyones running for there lives thinking the car is going to explode. finally some of my friends run back and we push the car out into the long grass. the tires were melted and there were hot ember stuck to the gas tank. i lost all the hair on my legs plus a few burns to my hands. needless to say my friends mom was not to happy to see her car that afternoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted February 15, 2005 Report Share Posted February 15, 2005 I keep busting my right baby toe because I'm a spaz and keep whacking it into walls, doorframes and table legs. I can't really feel it much anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SevenSeasJim Posted February 15, 2005 Report Share Posted February 15, 2005 I keep busting my right baby toe because I'm a spaz and keep whacking it into walls, doorframes and table legs. I can't really feel it much anymore. fu©k, that happens to me all the time. I can be 4 feet from a table and still catch my baby fu©kin toe on it (I don't understand this). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokonon Posted February 15, 2005 Report Share Posted February 15, 2005 I cut my NOSE shaving yesterday. Don't see that happening too often... your nose is so hairy you have to shave it? i think i saw you at the library today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gentlemonkey Posted February 15, 2005 Report Share Posted February 15, 2005 i have been slamming my baby toe (left foot) into things since i was a kid, turning it purple, spraining it for a few days here and there. I finally broke it in january, and it took like 6 weeks to walk normally. what a pain in the ass.. it was still double the normal size after 3 weeks!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douglas Posted February 15, 2005 Report Share Posted February 15, 2005 did I ever tell you about the time I fell off my chair at work...into my garbage pail? I hurt my wrist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Evil_Mouse Posted February 15, 2005 Report Share Posted February 15, 2005 I'm taking a break right now from trying to push a great big washing machine up a flight of stairs to dump it on the street. Wish me luck. I'm afraid. It's a very stubborn and ornery creature. If my next posting is riddled with typos, the reason should be clear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Posted February 16, 2005 Report Share Posted February 16, 2005 I'm taking a break right now from trying to push a great big washing machine up a flight of stairs to dump it on the street. Wish me luck. I'm afraid. It's a very stubborn and ornery creature. If my next posting is riddled with typos, the reason should be clear. Sometimes a great tool of destruction like a washing machine is more easily moved when dismantled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Evil_Mouse Posted February 16, 2005 Report Share Posted February 16, 2005 Nope. All done. My neighbour's foot took a hit, but that's a bit of bad karma I'll just have to deal with. We really are the squishy stratum of the planet's surface, aren't we? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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