bONES Posted February 13, 2005 Report Share Posted February 13, 2005 hurts like a bitch! so can biting a big chunk of flesh off your cheek when you are chewing som'n well today i added a new fu©king hell... that should have never happened OOOUCH to the list.. for some reason i slammed the dish soap bottle down on the counter after adding some to the sink..MISTAKE got an eye full of liquid palmolive i swear there were bubbles coming out of my sockets as i washed them out with cold water stung for a long time after too...what the heck is in that stuff!? anyone stub their toe, or smash their noggin' lately :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokonon Posted February 13, 2005 Report Share Posted February 13, 2005 i tripped over a garbage can and have bruises all up and down both shins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meggo Posted February 13, 2005 Report Share Posted February 13, 2005 i didn't hurt myself, but when i was having breakfast i knocked my plate over onto myself (and with it, bacon, eggs, toast, etc) not once, but about 3 times. yeah, my middle name ain't grace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tickler Posted February 13, 2005 Report Share Posted February 13, 2005 last night in a drunken stuper, I cracked my jaw while trying to put my bass down. Extra pain considering I had my jaw broken and re-aligned 8 months ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jared Posted February 13, 2005 Report Share Posted February 13, 2005 i fell on the ice and slammed my knee on my driveway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokonon Posted February 13, 2005 Report Share Posted February 13, 2005 i hate slamming my knew. now this makes no sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-towns Posted February 13, 2005 Report Share Posted February 13, 2005 our oven mit has holes in it, i find comedy everytime Solar G burns himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phunkyb Posted February 13, 2005 Report Share Posted February 13, 2005 I stubbed my toe on the couch leg last week and broke it! Had to wear high heals to a wedding last night, not a pleasant experience! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weezy Posted February 13, 2005 Report Share Posted February 13, 2005 Years ago, my friend drove me home after a party. We had the music cranked to 11 and my parents driveway was one of those semi-circle drive-thru types. I opened the back door to get my bag out and then slammed the car door on my finger. Since the music was so loud, she couldn't hear me screaming in pain and knocking on the window and she started to drive away. I ran beside the car for a few metres, but I realized she couldn't hear me so I decided to yank my hand out before I got dragged down the street. It ripped my entire ring-finger nail off and spewed blood all night. It was the most unbelievable pulsing, pounding pain I have ever experienced to this day. I still have the scar... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aromatherapy Posted February 13, 2005 Report Share Posted February 13, 2005 I just dropped a couch on my big toe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted February 14, 2005 Report Share Posted February 14, 2005 shower door came out of its runner and came straight down on my big toe. super pain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolarGarlic Posted February 14, 2005 Report Share Posted February 14, 2005 our oven mit has holes in it, i find comedy everytime Solar G burns himself. Piece of sh!t oven mit! Must have burned myself 3 times using it! Thats the price ya gotta pay when making the best hashbrowns known to man.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cANDYmAN Posted February 14, 2005 Report Share Posted February 14, 2005 I've had those hash browns... man, they hit the spot every time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-towns Posted February 14, 2005 Report Share Posted February 14, 2005 better be seeing you bizniches soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchoulia Posted February 14, 2005 Report Share Posted February 14, 2005 When I was 17, I slammed/crushed my thumb in the door of my car (a '79 Dodge Duster...heavy doors..). 15 years later and my thumb is still fu©ked. Ask to see it sometime! It's really gross! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted February 14, 2005 Report Share Posted February 14, 2005 SolarG is pregnant? This is getting confusing............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhishyK Posted February 14, 2005 Report Share Posted February 14, 2005 One time, at the end of the last song of a big show, when the moment of the last big "boom" ending chord, I smashed the percussion player on the head with the headstock of my bass. >_< We still talk about that to this day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogieknight Posted February 14, 2005 Report Share Posted February 14, 2005 once i took a drag of a smoke heater first. burnt my lip like crazy, had a blister the size of a grape on my lips. I quit smoking. (still trip out though ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balogna pogna Posted February 14, 2005 Report Share Posted February 14, 2005 I slipped on the ice broke my ass leaving the Diesel Dog afterparty in Ottawa last weekend.....literally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolarGarlic Posted February 14, 2005 Report Share Posted February 14, 2005 SolarG is pregnant? This is getting confusing............. hmm, thats a disgusting/disturbing thought...I'm just the resident weekend drunk (which in itself can be an equally scary picture) on the couch over at the ctowns residence...no relation or resemblance to his lovely, pregnant, lady! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meggo Posted February 14, 2005 Report Share Posted February 14, 2005 shower door came out of its runner and came straight down on my big toe. super pain. not to mention the legendary "rope-swing incident" :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorgnor Posted February 14, 2005 Report Share Posted February 14, 2005 or the "breaking into your own house" incident Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Posted February 15, 2005 Report Share Posted February 15, 2005 Fell out of a tree about 30 feet in the air hitting what seemed to be evry branch on the way down. Landed head first on a mail box breaking my colar bone. Never did have it set and now suffer from chronic dislocation of the right shoulder. I was 16 and loaded probably the only thing that saved my life. Luckily no beer was harmed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Freak Posted February 15, 2005 Report Share Posted February 15, 2005 Years ago, my friend drove me home after a party. We had the music cranked to 11 and my parents driveway was one of those semi-circle drive-thru types. I opened the back door to get my bag out and then slammed the car door on my finger. Since the music was so loud, she couldn't hear me screaming in pain and knocking on the window and she started to drive away. I ran beside the car for a few metres, but I realized she couldn't hear me so I decided to yank my hand out before I got dragged down the street. It ripped my entire ring-finger nail off and spewed blood all night. It was the most unbelievable pulsing, pounding pain I have ever experienced to this day. I still have the scar... That sounds like a scene from a future Ben Stiller movie. freak accident indeed. Didn't you learn anything from Nigel?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blane Posted February 15, 2005 Report Share Posted February 15, 2005 I cut my NOSE shaving yesterday. Don't see that happening too often... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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