c-towns Posted September 13, 2005 Report Share Posted September 13, 2005 why is my hotmail fuckin fucked? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamilton Posted September 13, 2005 Report Share Posted September 13, 2005 why is my hotmail fuckin fucked?I suspect George Bush is to blame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Posted September 13, 2005 Report Share Posted September 13, 2005 is lazlo as outspoken in real life?What most people don't realize is that in the world outside of this message board' date=' Lazlo is mute and never bothered to learn sign-language. So it's not surprising that he uses the internet to express every thought that enters his syphillis-ridden brain. [/quote']Just be greatful I save the really good shit for other message boards that I visit with the sole intention of being banned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Posted September 13, 2005 Report Share Posted September 13, 2005 Have you ever made love to a mime using a 3 wood in the belly of a whale while the apocalypse beckoned for more rice? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted September 13, 2005 Report Share Posted September 13, 2005 I did that on Sunday afternoon, but it was [color:brown]brown rice, if that matters.Aloha,Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Posted September 13, 2005 Report Share Posted September 13, 2005 Since when is this the Ask Brad Anything Thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamilton Posted September 13, 2005 Report Share Posted September 13, 2005 Have you ever made love to a mime using a 3 wood in the belly of a whale while the apocalypse beckoned for more rice?No, but once a mime made love to me in the belly of a whale... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamilton Posted September 13, 2005 Report Share Posted September 13, 2005 Since when is this the Ask Brad Anything Thread?I don't think it is the Ask Brad Anything Thread, actually. Wait, was that question directed at me, or at Brad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Posted September 13, 2005 Report Share Posted September 13, 2005 So, do they keep up the whole mime gig during climax or do they scream out in ecstasy? I can't imagine anyone holding back where you're concerned. MEOW! Next Mardi Gras I want more than just a titty flash for my beads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexis Posted September 14, 2005 Report Share Posted September 14, 2005 are diesel dog or the spades opening on friday? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamilton Posted September 14, 2005 Report Share Posted September 14, 2005 So, do they keep up the whole mime gig during climax or do they scream out in ecstasy? I can't imagine anyone holding back where you're concerned. MEOW! Next Mardi Gras I want more than just a titty flash for my beads.I think my mime was kind of cheating at the whole mime thing, as she was actually mute. Doesn't seem fair to be a mute mime, does it? Not much skill required there. Of course, it's not really fair for me to respond to two different questions with mute jokes either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamilton Posted September 14, 2005 Report Share Posted September 14, 2005 are diesel dog or the spades opening on friday?I believe Diesel Dog will open, and The Spades will headline. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Posted September 14, 2005 Report Share Posted September 14, 2005 How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneMtn Posted September 15, 2005 Report Share Posted September 15, 2005 Do you know anyone in BC who wants a pet rabbit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamilton Posted September 15, 2005 Report Share Posted September 15, 2005 How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?Infants lack the necessary motor skills to copulate anywhere, even if you could find a light bulb big enough for them to fit inside of. Dead babies lack all motor skills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamilton Posted September 15, 2005 Report Share Posted September 15, 2005 Do you know anyone in BC who wants a pet rabbit?I hear there are some cougars in the mountains that are always looking for some bunnies... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamH Posted September 15, 2005 Report Share Posted September 15, 2005 I just read this article about Kobe beef in the paper, and as much as I'd like to try it it's prohibitively expensive.Are there any cuts of game or beef that could rival its supple texture and give me a little coin left over for a box of wine with my dinner? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted September 15, 2005 Report Share Posted September 15, 2005 Brian -I have a dilemma. On the one hand, I love you. On the other hand, I really want to punch you, very very hard.What am I to do?thanks,Marc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timouse Posted September 15, 2005 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2005 Brian -I have a dilemma. On the one hand, I love you. On the other hand, I really want to punch you, very very hard.What am I to do?thanks,Marc.aah. the "Unky Herb" dilemma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneMtn Posted September 15, 2005 Report Share Posted September 15, 2005 This quotation box contains two true statements.The statement above is false.Hamilton: How do I reconcile the above dilemma? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaidy Mae Posted September 15, 2005 Report Share Posted September 15, 2005 Dearest hamilton, I have 5 arms, but if you were to pass me on the street you would never notice. How come? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamilton Posted September 15, 2005 Report Share Posted September 15, 2005 I just read this article about Kobe beef in the paper, and as much as I'd like to try it it's prohibitively expensive.Are there any cuts of game or beef that could rival its supple texture and give me a little coin left over for a box of wine with my dinner?In a rare instance of BradM-esque behaviour, I googled "Kobe beef similar" and came up with this link.I guess it's as close to genuine Kobe beef as you can get at a decent price. By the way, the less you cook it, the better it tastes. Searing is the limit.Hope this helps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamilton Posted September 15, 2005 Report Share Posted September 15, 2005 Dearest hamilton,I have 5 arms, but if you were to pass me on the street you would never notice. How come? Because I'm too self-absorbed to notice anything about anyone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamilton Posted September 15, 2005 Report Share Posted September 15, 2005 Brian -I have a dilemma. On the one hand, I love you. On the other hand, I really want to punch you, very very hard.What am I to do?thanks,Marc.For starters, I'd stop mixing ecstasy with steroids. That should eliminate your conflicting emotions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamilton Posted September 15, 2005 Report Share Posted September 15, 2005 This quotation box contains two true statements.The statement above is false.Hamilton: How do I reconcile the above dilemma?There's an "edit" button at the bottom of the page. Use it to change the second statement to, "The above statement is true."Voila! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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